Sex resume
After seeing the profile for matureamateur and a blog post she put in for a sex resume, I thought it was a pretty good idea and here I am writing one of my own. It may not be as detailed, or as good as hers, but those of us who are looking for more than just some stimulated pleasure in our sex lives will appreciate a more mental aspect to this lovely art/science of sex. Hopefully by giving her props for her work she won't be mad if she sees me stealing this idea lol. :)
Introduction
Name withdrawn, hell Jester is just something I picked for the site I don't go by that title for anything else in life really. I'm 36 years old, lost my virginity at 17 to a pretty young Italian girl in Tucson, Arizona and like some of us it was a disaster. Weird thing was I got started on sex early in life, watching playboy channel and porns my dad had stashed away in the house from the age of 7 on.. listening to my parents go at it in the next room, when they thought I was asleep, I'd wake up and hear them and wonder what could be going on in there? Masturbating since the age of 13, how society ridiculed it and joked about it, most of us afraid to even do it let alone speak about it. But most of us did it anyway. So anyways one would think that when I finally got the chance to have sex it would have went great! nope. That weird feeling that parents were coming home at any time, the hot as hell non air conditioned bedroom, fondling with that slimy condom, trying different positions none of them working out. Who would have thought someone like me would have had a bad time? IF I could just go back with what I know now.. would have plowed the shit out of her lol. Through the years though picking up things here and there, trying out things seen in porn movies, understanding what makes the female orgasms work, because no two female orgasms work quite the same. Hell even trying weird techniques like the masters and johnson which helps control orgasms, look it up.. try it.. kinda of intersting.
Personal Attributes:
Let's not be ashamed already. There's a whole world of people out there of all shapes colors sizes, and with certain attributes we wish for.. Like huge breasts! Some people don't even care about any of that, they like feet, and want a foot job.. don't give a shit what the rest of the woman even looks like. It does come down to personal preference, and mine is that I want my partner to have a good grasp on the concept of sex. You can be the most gorgeous girl with all the clothes makeup physical attributes but if you can't fuck worth shit or suck a good dick then I'm not having a good time. Anyways.. digressing.. My body is plump.. putting it nicely. I grew up skinny, got into a lot of weightlifting in high school, by the time I was in college I started getting chubby and it's just been adding on ever since. I'm not one who cares about proper eating, exercise is work and who wants to do that, I'm one who watches lots of tv, video games, computers, so naturally fighting the calories off is a bit of a challenge I no longer care about. 5'7" about 290 lbs. Still have broad shoulders and a big chest from weightlifting, most of the weight has just went in to my stomach. So I'm a mid-sized teddy bear basically. I'm the kind of guy you snuggle up with on a couch watching a movie on a cold winter day, and after the movie is over or even before, I'm wanting you naked. :)
My cock. Penis envy is a buzzkill for a lot of us guys, it brings about self esteem issues in subtle ways. We all seem to think if we have a huge 10" cock we can get all the girls, and have a shoe in for sexual performance. I am happy to have learned that the average size of a man's dick is really about 5-6", and you are only considered small if you are less than that. I measure in at 5.75" erect. Also happy to learn that some guys out there who have elephant cocks, they don't know what the hell to do with them and their girlfriends hurt and don't even want to have sex half the time because of it. I can be deep throated easily, I can deeply penetrate without discomfort, even anally (for that one wild girl I knew for a few months).. But hell there's still times I wish I had a huge swingin monster down there. Doesn't help that most of the porn you see the dude on there has 8 inches or more. Where do they get these guys?
My Balls.. are big. Maybe it's a reason as to why I'm so horny all the time. Big balls produce tons of sperm and I'm ready to shoot em out. :) Especially after orgasm, they hang low, always have. Sensitive though.. can't be too rough with em, hard sucking can bring a pain right to the top of my head through my spine.
My Eyes are actually attractive, so I've been told. I have hungry eyes too, deep within you can almost sense the raging b**st that wants to get it on. They are dark brown, but in some lights more of just regular brown. My mouth is always moist, don't have a problem with dry lips, and I have big lips.. just can't tell because of my goatee. But you can definitely tell when I rub lips on your neck, down to your breasts, down your stomach, across the thighs, calves, roll over feel it on the back of the legs, the buttocks, the back, flip back over dive between the legs.. you'll understand what I mean with big lips.
Orgasms: Well.. nothing special I suppose, I cum a lot as I would think a little more than the average guy. Funny thing was I had tried a long time ago to hold my cock really tight while ejaculating to let it build up, then release the watch it fly across the room! My ex wife had a fun time with that. At least til we saw what it did to the curtains. I suppose anyone could do that, but it was just something fun at the time.
Sexual Position Preferences
Maybe we can begin with foreplay.. I'm a kiss you all over kind of guy. I like to try and raise goosebumps on the body, make the nipples rock hard, massage and caress, lots of kissing, sexy talk.. I'll even suck toes and kiss feet! I'm a very oral guy. On the receiving end I love a good shoulder massage, love my nipples played with, sucked, hands rubbing on my chest..
Which brings us to ORAL PLEASURE> I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE .. LOVE to pleasure a woman orally. This is one of those domination moments for me, to control a woman's pleasure with the use of my mouth teeth and tongue, nose, fingers, etc.. I'm not afraid of sex toys either, are you k**ding? some guys are.. not me! I learn the combination to the safe, then I learn lots of ways to get it open. I even love to tongue the asshole, but only if it's clean.. yeech! Best time for ass eating is in the shower, or after.
Then there's BLOWJOBS! I cannot express how much I love to get head. Yea maybe most guys do, but I like to feel like I am especially appreciative. I'll wash first, wear whatever, stand sit lean lay, whatever way makes it the most comfortable. I've had a few partners reluctant to go down, and I also notice how I'm not with them anymore too. It feels so good to be deep throated, sucked slow, fast, slow again, and ball sucking.. holy fucking god do I love to get that done. my whole body will tense up, even jerk, to how good that feels. If I could ever get two girls at once, and have one suck my balls, and the other suck my cock, I bet I wouldn't last 2 minutes. Especially if one of them tickled my asshole too! lol
so we can throw that in too with foreplay.. love a little anal play. Never had the pleasure of a strap on but I'd love to. My ex wife was the only one who actually fingered me during head, only happened a couple times, was a great feeling. Guys it doesn't make you gay.. it opens up a whole new world of pleasure you didn't know existed.
GIRL ON TOP! As kind of a submissive, I like to be pinned down and pleasured. Unfortunately many of the girls I have had sex with like being the subs, most of the time. I'll do it.. step up.. but deep down I love a woman to push me down mount me and tell me how it is.
REVERSE COWGIRL! to be sitting on a chair or couch, end of the bed, and have a woman bouncing that ass up and down on me holy fuck it's hard to control that orgasm.
Doggystyle! It's fun to be the dom sometimes, and this is one of my faves for that. Looking down and seeing that ass while pushing into it.. again, hard to control the orgasm.
Missionary is ok.. I sometimes like to change it up by like standing up. To me missionary is best for eating a girl out.
I had an ex girlfriend, and the only woman I was ever with that loved anal sex. So for the few months we got it on, I had a lot of it!! It's just that dirty feeling I guess, knowing you're doing something nasty and "wrong" as society would have you think. I kind of miss it really. As none of the others girls I was with nor my wife or ex wife are into it at all.
Personal Preferences I Have For A Partner
As I've mentioned before, it doesn't always take the most attractive, the reddest hair, whitest skin, most makeup, whatever to be a good partner. What it takes is someone who knows their body, likes to experiment, learns what turns me on and applies it, knows my body so to speak I guess, and has a willingness to divulge in the act more than just once every month! (goodbye ex wife). But if I had preferences to what turns me on about a woman's physical appearance.. I'd have to say that love a chunky girl rather than a skinny girl, I mean like she has to be over a size 12. Anything less I'm just not that excited. I love a curvy or better yet a heart shaped ass, something to spank, to grab on to, to squeeze while kissing or making out while standing.. :) To even just look at as it gets out of the shower or changes out of clothes, with a nice G string.. :)
Luckily too many of my girlfriends and wives have been endowed with breasts, I love to play with them so. Love to suck on them, squeeze em, caress em, bury my face into them, have them rubbing all over my body and my cock.. hehe anything greater than a C cup is a fun time for me. I love long hair, black preferably, or blonde, doesn't matter but long wavy hair, or in a pony tail.. yea! Not a fan of pigtails ugh. I do like taller women but sadly I mostly have had girls shorter than me. I do appreciate the allure of sexy lingerie, but you wanna get me going, just be naked! or show me some jeans whale tail! :) Nothing will make me turn off that Xbox game faster than having a sexy naked girl saying cmon let's fuck! I love big juicy lips, just to think about where they'll be later.. :) sexy eyes.. Kinda dig the goth/emo girl look but again.. I'm not picky. except when it comes to quality of the sexuality.
Summary
With all that physical stuff mentioned, I can summarize by saying I'm a very sexual person. Love to think about it, love to dream about it, love to do it, love to think about the next time I'll do it, I'm a fucking pervert I know but what can you do? I masturbate almost daily, twice a day sometimes, and I think 4 times in one day was my record, after that I guess there is a point I'll get to when I've had enough.. but it's fun getting to that point. 3 times a day for sex is my record too. Never go to that 4 times in one day thing almost did once but we both fell asleep and woke up after midnight. I am a homebody, kind of a depressive person, yea maybe that's not a turn on but I think sometimes that sex is the one thing in life I'm good at, so it's really where my confidence is at. When I go without for long periods of time I can get creative enough to write out sex scenarios, which I have posted a few on my profile blogs. Even when I was on antidepressant medications that normally would drain the sex life, hell I still wanted to fuck. It just took me longer to reach orgasm is all. Which isn't always a bad thing. But digressing, I think about sex a lot. The kind of pervert that undresses girls with his eyes.. I look at a woman and I see tits, ass, potential for sex.. it's kind of a bad habit really, not every woman in the world is a freak. to quote Prince.. And I certainly don't treat women like sex objects. I love to love, be in love, fall in love, and sex is 1000% better when you are in love with a person. Friend sex can just be exciting but lacking.. It's just a fix really.
Well I probably should be wrapping this up, as I think I've said it all. Thanks for reading, for those of you who got this far, and didn't click on something else or fall asleep. :)
keep fucking, world!
Introduction
Name withdrawn, hell Jester is just something I picked for the site I don't go by that title for anything else in life really. I'm 36 years old, lost my virginity at 17 to a pretty young Italian girl in Tucson, Arizona and like some of us it was a disaster. Weird thing was I got started on sex early in life, watching playboy channel and porns my dad had stashed away in the house from the age of 7 on.. listening to my parents go at it in the next room, when they thought I was asleep, I'd wake up and hear them and wonder what could be going on in there? Masturbating since the age of 13, how society ridiculed it and joked about it, most of us afraid to even do it let alone speak about it. But most of us did it anyway. So anyways one would think that when I finally got the chance to have sex it would have went great! nope. That weird feeling that parents were coming home at any time, the hot as hell non air conditioned bedroom, fondling with that slimy condom, trying different positions none of them working out. Who would have thought someone like me would have had a bad time? IF I could just go back with what I know now.. would have plowed the shit out of her lol. Through the years though picking up things here and there, trying out things seen in porn movies, understanding what makes the female orgasms work, because no two female orgasms work quite the same. Hell even trying weird techniques like the masters and johnson which helps control orgasms, look it up.. try it.. kinda of intersting.
Personal Attributes:
Let's not be ashamed already. There's a whole world of people out there of all shapes colors sizes, and with certain attributes we wish for.. Like huge breasts! Some people don't even care about any of that, they like feet, and want a foot job.. don't give a shit what the rest of the woman even looks like. It does come down to personal preference, and mine is that I want my partner to have a good grasp on the concept of sex. You can be the most gorgeous girl with all the clothes makeup physical attributes but if you can't fuck worth shit or suck a good dick then I'm not having a good time. Anyways.. digressing.. My body is plump.. putting it nicely. I grew up skinny, got into a lot of weightlifting in high school, by the time I was in college I started getting chubby and it's just been adding on ever since. I'm not one who cares about proper eating, exercise is work and who wants to do that, I'm one who watches lots of tv, video games, computers, so naturally fighting the calories off is a bit of a challenge I no longer care about. 5'7" about 290 lbs. Still have broad shoulders and a big chest from weightlifting, most of the weight has just went in to my stomach. So I'm a mid-sized teddy bear basically. I'm the kind of guy you snuggle up with on a couch watching a movie on a cold winter day, and after the movie is over or even before, I'm wanting you naked. :)
My cock. Penis envy is a buzzkill for a lot of us guys, it brings about self esteem issues in subtle ways. We all seem to think if we have a huge 10" cock we can get all the girls, and have a shoe in for sexual performance. I am happy to have learned that the average size of a man's dick is really about 5-6", and you are only considered small if you are less than that. I measure in at 5.75" erect. Also happy to learn that some guys out there who have elephant cocks, they don't know what the hell to do with them and their girlfriends hurt and don't even want to have sex half the time because of it. I can be deep throated easily, I can deeply penetrate without discomfort, even anally (for that one wild girl I knew for a few months).. But hell there's still times I wish I had a huge swingin monster down there. Doesn't help that most of the porn you see the dude on there has 8 inches or more. Where do they get these guys?
My Balls.. are big. Maybe it's a reason as to why I'm so horny all the time. Big balls produce tons of sperm and I'm ready to shoot em out. :) Especially after orgasm, they hang low, always have. Sensitive though.. can't be too rough with em, hard sucking can bring a pain right to the top of my head through my spine.
My Eyes are actually attractive, so I've been told. I have hungry eyes too, deep within you can almost sense the raging b**st that wants to get it on. They are dark brown, but in some lights more of just regular brown. My mouth is always moist, don't have a problem with dry lips, and I have big lips.. just can't tell because of my goatee. But you can definitely tell when I rub lips on your neck, down to your breasts, down your stomach, across the thighs, calves, roll over feel it on the back of the legs, the buttocks, the back, flip back over dive between the legs.. you'll understand what I mean with big lips.
Orgasms: Well.. nothing special I suppose, I cum a lot as I would think a little more than the average guy. Funny thing was I had tried a long time ago to hold my cock really tight while ejaculating to let it build up, then release the watch it fly across the room! My ex wife had a fun time with that. At least til we saw what it did to the curtains. I suppose anyone could do that, but it was just something fun at the time.
Sexual Position Preferences
Maybe we can begin with foreplay.. I'm a kiss you all over kind of guy. I like to try and raise goosebumps on the body, make the nipples rock hard, massage and caress, lots of kissing, sexy talk.. I'll even suck toes and kiss feet! I'm a very oral guy. On the receiving end I love a good shoulder massage, love my nipples played with, sucked, hands rubbing on my chest..
Which brings us to ORAL PLEASURE> I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE .. LOVE to pleasure a woman orally. This is one of those domination moments for me, to control a woman's pleasure with the use of my mouth teeth and tongue, nose, fingers, etc.. I'm not afraid of sex toys either, are you k**ding? some guys are.. not me! I learn the combination to the safe, then I learn lots of ways to get it open. I even love to tongue the asshole, but only if it's clean.. yeech! Best time for ass eating is in the shower, or after.
Then there's BLOWJOBS! I cannot express how much I love to get head. Yea maybe most guys do, but I like to feel like I am especially appreciative. I'll wash first, wear whatever, stand sit lean lay, whatever way makes it the most comfortable. I've had a few partners reluctant to go down, and I also notice how I'm not with them anymore too. It feels so good to be deep throated, sucked slow, fast, slow again, and ball sucking.. holy fucking god do I love to get that done. my whole body will tense up, even jerk, to how good that feels. If I could ever get two girls at once, and have one suck my balls, and the other suck my cock, I bet I wouldn't last 2 minutes. Especially if one of them tickled my asshole too! lol
so we can throw that in too with foreplay.. love a little anal play. Never had the pleasure of a strap on but I'd love to. My ex wife was the only one who actually fingered me during head, only happened a couple times, was a great feeling. Guys it doesn't make you gay.. it opens up a whole new world of pleasure you didn't know existed.
GIRL ON TOP! As kind of a submissive, I like to be pinned down and pleasured. Unfortunately many of the girls I have had sex with like being the subs, most of the time. I'll do it.. step up.. but deep down I love a woman to push me down mount me and tell me how it is.
REVERSE COWGIRL! to be sitting on a chair or couch, end of the bed, and have a woman bouncing that ass up and down on me holy fuck it's hard to control that orgasm.
Doggystyle! It's fun to be the dom sometimes, and this is one of my faves for that. Looking down and seeing that ass while pushing into it.. again, hard to control the orgasm.
Missionary is ok.. I sometimes like to change it up by like standing up. To me missionary is best for eating a girl out.
I had an ex girlfriend, and the only woman I was ever with that loved anal sex. So for the few months we got it on, I had a lot of it!! It's just that dirty feeling I guess, knowing you're doing something nasty and "wrong" as society would have you think. I kind of miss it really. As none of the others girls I was with nor my wife or ex wife are into it at all.
Personal Preferences I Have For A Partner
As I've mentioned before, it doesn't always take the most attractive, the reddest hair, whitest skin, most makeup, whatever to be a good partner. What it takes is someone who knows their body, likes to experiment, learns what turns me on and applies it, knows my body so to speak I guess, and has a willingness to divulge in the act more than just once every month! (goodbye ex wife). But if I had preferences to what turns me on about a woman's physical appearance.. I'd have to say that love a chunky girl rather than a skinny girl, I mean like she has to be over a size 12. Anything less I'm just not that excited. I love a curvy or better yet a heart shaped ass, something to spank, to grab on to, to squeeze while kissing or making out while standing.. :) To even just look at as it gets out of the shower or changes out of clothes, with a nice G string.. :)
Luckily too many of my girlfriends and wives have been endowed with breasts, I love to play with them so. Love to suck on them, squeeze em, caress em, bury my face into them, have them rubbing all over my body and my cock.. hehe anything greater than a C cup is a fun time for me. I love long hair, black preferably, or blonde, doesn't matter but long wavy hair, or in a pony tail.. yea! Not a fan of pigtails ugh. I do like taller women but sadly I mostly have had girls shorter than me. I do appreciate the allure of sexy lingerie, but you wanna get me going, just be naked! or show me some jeans whale tail! :) Nothing will make me turn off that Xbox game faster than having a sexy naked girl saying cmon let's fuck! I love big juicy lips, just to think about where they'll be later.. :) sexy eyes.. Kinda dig the goth/emo girl look but again.. I'm not picky. except when it comes to quality of the sexuality.
Summary
With all that physical stuff mentioned, I can summarize by saying I'm a very sexual person. Love to think about it, love to dream about it, love to do it, love to think about the next time I'll do it, I'm a fucking pervert I know but what can you do? I masturbate almost daily, twice a day sometimes, and I think 4 times in one day was my record, after that I guess there is a point I'll get to when I've had enough.. but it's fun getting to that point. 3 times a day for sex is my record too. Never go to that 4 times in one day thing almost did once but we both fell asleep and woke up after midnight. I am a homebody, kind of a depressive person, yea maybe that's not a turn on but I think sometimes that sex is the one thing in life I'm good at, so it's really where my confidence is at. When I go without for long periods of time I can get creative enough to write out sex scenarios, which I have posted a few on my profile blogs. Even when I was on antidepressant medications that normally would drain the sex life, hell I still wanted to fuck. It just took me longer to reach orgasm is all. Which isn't always a bad thing. But digressing, I think about sex a lot. The kind of pervert that undresses girls with his eyes.. I look at a woman and I see tits, ass, potential for sex.. it's kind of a bad habit really, not every woman in the world is a freak. to quote Prince.. And I certainly don't treat women like sex objects. I love to love, be in love, fall in love, and sex is 1000% better when you are in love with a person. Friend sex can just be exciting but lacking.. It's just a fix really.
Well I probably should be wrapping this up, as I think I've said it all. Thanks for reading, for those of you who got this far, and didn't click on something else or fall asleep. :)
keep fucking, world!
13 years ago
