Quiz: Real-Man or loser? ( scored -5)
Are you a Real-Man or are you a perverted loser? Take this test and find out! Simply read the questions and choose the answer that best applies. Add the points to your total score.
1. How big is your cock?
(+1) Over six inches long
(-1) Under six inches long
2. How often do you masturbate?
(+2) Once a week
(+1) Twice a week
(-1) Once a day
(-2) Twice a day
3. When was the last time you had sex?
(+2) Less than a week ago
(+1) Less than a month ago
(-1) Over six months ago
(-2) Over a year ago
4. Have you ever tasted your own cum?
(+2) Are you crazy? That would be gay.
(+1) Once, when I kissed my wife/gf after she gave me head.
(-1) I want to, but I keep chickening out after jerking-off.
(-2) I have a lot of CEI videos saved in my 'favorites'.
5. Do you want to watch your wife/gf have sex with another man?
(+2) Only if she's into double-penetration.
(+1) Only if it's her birthday and we're really wasted.
(-1) Only if I can jerk-off while watching from the corner.
(-2) Only if she makes me lick up all his cum out of her pussy.
6. What did you do last Friday night?
(+2) I was banging these two waitresses at the same time.
(+1) I had sex with my wife/gf after a nice night out.
(-1) I tried to score but ended up home alone jerking-off.
(-2) I stayed at home browsing FemDom videos and edging all night.
7. Have you ever watched a small-penis humiliation video?
(+1) I was curious what SPH stood for, but turned it off quickly.
(-1) I watch them all the time when I'm masturbating.
8. What happens when a woman calls you gay or a fag?
(+1) I pull out my cock and show her how straight I am by fucking the shit out of her.
(-1) It makes me hard and want to jerk-off.
9. Picture the most beautiful woman you can imagine is laying in your bed naked right now.
What happens next in your fantasy?
(+2) I introduce her to the power of tantric orgasms and fuck her for hours before cumming.
(+1) First I pleasure her, then I pleasure me.
(-1) I want to fuck her so bad that I cum in less than a minute once inside her.
(-2) I beg her to let me jerk-off but she puts me in chastity instead.
10. What's your ideal relationship situation?
(+3) I want a different woman every night; I don't want to be tied down.
(+2) I wear the pants in the house.
(+1) A loving, mutual relationship based on respect.
(-1) She cheats on me occasionally, but I get to watch.
(-2) She has a strap-on and likes to use it.
(-3) Mistress makes me suck cock. Once a month I am allowed to touch myself, but I have to eat my mess.
HOW DID YOU SCORE?
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+15-18 You are undoubtedly an Alpha Male.
+10-14 You are definitely a Real-Man.
+5-9 Girls aren't going to question your masculinity.
+1-4 You're teetering on the edge, but stable.
-1-4 If you're not a loser now, you will be soon.
-5-9 I hope being alone suits you
-10-14 It turns you on when girls call you a 'pathetic loser' doesn't it?
-15-18 Not only are you a loser, you're probably gay.
Make sure you share your results in the comments section below!
1. How big is your cock?
(+1) Over six inches long
(-1) Under six inches long
2. How often do you masturbate?
(+2) Once a week
(+1) Twice a week
(-1) Once a day
(-2) Twice a day
3. When was the last time you had sex?
(+2) Less than a week ago
(+1) Less than a month ago
(-1) Over six months ago
(-2) Over a year ago
4. Have you ever tasted your own cum?
(+2) Are you crazy? That would be gay.
(+1) Once, when I kissed my wife/gf after she gave me head.
(-1) I want to, but I keep chickening out after jerking-off.
(-2) I have a lot of CEI videos saved in my 'favorites'.
5. Do you want to watch your wife/gf have sex with another man?
(+2) Only if she's into double-penetration.
(+1) Only if it's her birthday and we're really wasted.
(-1) Only if I can jerk-off while watching from the corner.
(-2) Only if she makes me lick up all his cum out of her pussy.
6. What did you do last Friday night?
(+2) I was banging these two waitresses at the same time.
(+1) I had sex with my wife/gf after a nice night out.
(-1) I tried to score but ended up home alone jerking-off.
(-2) I stayed at home browsing FemDom videos and edging all night.
7. Have you ever watched a small-penis humiliation video?
(+1) I was curious what SPH stood for, but turned it off quickly.
(-1) I watch them all the time when I'm masturbating.
8. What happens when a woman calls you gay or a fag?
(+1) I pull out my cock and show her how straight I am by fucking the shit out of her.
(-1) It makes me hard and want to jerk-off.
9. Picture the most beautiful woman you can imagine is laying in your bed naked right now.
What happens next in your fantasy?
(+2) I introduce her to the power of tantric orgasms and fuck her for hours before cumming.
(+1) First I pleasure her, then I pleasure me.
(-1) I want to fuck her so bad that I cum in less than a minute once inside her.
(-2) I beg her to let me jerk-off but she puts me in chastity instead.
10. What's your ideal relationship situation?
(+3) I want a different woman every night; I don't want to be tied down.
(+2) I wear the pants in the house.
(+1) A loving, mutual relationship based on respect.
(-1) She cheats on me occasionally, but I get to watch.
(-2) She has a strap-on and likes to use it.
(-3) Mistress makes me suck cock. Once a month I am allowed to touch myself, but I have to eat my mess.
HOW DID YOU SCORE?
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+15-18 You are undoubtedly an Alpha Male.
+10-14 You are definitely a Real-Man.
+5-9 Girls aren't going to question your masculinity.
+1-4 You're teetering on the edge, but stable.
-1-4 If you're not a loser now, you will be soon.
-5-9 I hope being alone suits you
-10-14 It turns you on when girls call you a 'pathetic loser' doesn't it?
-15-18 Not only are you a loser, you're probably gay.
Make sure you share your results in the comments section below!
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