Canadian friends needed

What's up guys. I'm planning a trip to Canada for either September or December. One of the two. And I need some awesome cool and freaky friends to
Make my first trip down there the best trip ever. Here are some things you should know about me to make things alil easier for preparation.

I'm a stoner (I get real horny when I'm high)
I'm a big teddy bear (incase you wanna cuddle females only tho)
I'm fun and down to earth (let's go get drunk)
I like to have my dick out