Weird tales

The first time a guy came on my face I was surprised. Flattered as hell, but still surprised.

I had always wondered want it felt like and once it happen I was like " what's the big deal? ". Sure it tasted some-what salty, but sodium is in everything now a days. The smell wasn't that bad, it smelled like sweeten milk. Once swallowed the texture was like that of a fresh oyster. It was tough to do but goddamn I wanted my merit badge.

After the some-what " dramatic " experience I was like " It's not that bad, I don't know what everyone is bitching about? ." It just goes to show you. You can't trust anyone and their opinions on life. You have to grab life by the cock and stroke to find out.

I got in some trouble afterwards but it was "almost" the last time I gave my grandpa a sponge-bath. :)

I was young, naughty and horny ( that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it )

peace. xoxo :)