Dictionary for decoding women and men on Xhampster
The following is an educated guess on what people really mean in their ads here. Now do keep in mind, you need to take this with a grain of salt and a sense of humor.
Dictionary for decoding women's personal ads and interpretation of key words or phrases.
40-ish..................................49.
Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking...................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure...............On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free Spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first.....................Former Slut.
New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No B.J.'s
Open-minded........................Desperate.
Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional..........................Bitch.
Voluptuous...........................Very fat.
Large frame..........................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate.......... ..........Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes.....................................No
No......................................Yes
Maybe.................................No
We need..............................I want
I am sorry...........................You'll be sorry
We need to talk....................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead.....................You better not
Do what you want.................You will pay for this later
I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset,you moron!
You're attentive tonight........Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry.............................I am hungry
I am sleepy..............................I am sleepy
I am tired.................................I am tired
Nice dress...............................Nice cleavage!
I love you.................................Let's have sex now
I am bored...............................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?.............I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?.........I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?..I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?....I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit....I'm gay.
13 years ago