Almost Caught – Front Yard Masturbation
This is one of the most exciting things I have done but also one of the most stupid.
I was home alone, wearing panties, DD bra and water balloons. It was Saturday night, wife and k**s visiting out of state. I was drinking which was a big mistake. After it got dark I went outside into the hot humid night and enjoyed the pool. I took several trips around the back yard. After midnight I went to the side yard and looked around the street. The 8 houses on our dead end street were dark. There is a street light nearby which illuminates our front yard #5 at the end of the circle. I was in plain sight for houses 2-4 across the street. The others couldn’t see me. I wandered across the front yard keeping an eye out for any activity. I continued using the pool and occasionally crossing the front yard until around 2 AM. Driven by the thrill of risk and too much alcohol, I decided to masturbate in the front yard. I held lube in my left hand, pulled my panty down, squirted a blob on my penis and started stroking with my right. My eyes scanned the street for activity. I was close to bringing it home when car lights appeared at the top of the street. It was delivering the Sunday paper. I had to make a choice. If I didn’t finish by the time they got to my box, the car would fully illuminate where I was if the driver didn’t notice me before then. Occasionally a female helped him, which would be another set of eyes to probably find me masturbating on my lawn with an impressive set of knockers. This could be a disaster for me, especially if two of them reported me to the police. My brain decided to abort the mission and told my body to get moving. Unfortunately the feeling at the base of my penis intercepted the command and my legs froze as I stroked faster. As the car moved to #2 I felt the twinge at the base of my penis signaling the start of my orgasm. My hands were away from my body, 1 holding lube and the other full of lube. My erect penis was bobbing up and down launching squirts of semen onto my lawn. As the car stopped at #3 my penis began the dribble phase where it pushed out gobs of cum that dangled from my penis, falling to earth attached by a strand of cum. It looked like people rappelling down a cliff. Approaching #4 I could see that there was no passenger and the driver was turned away from me. I watched as the last cum bead slid into the grass. My feet received the command as the car left #4 and I backed toward the corner of the house. As the car approached our paper box I was safely hidden. The yard in front of me turned brilliant as the car stopped at my box. I backed up further and watched him finish the street. I cleansed in the pool and went to bed. No blackmail demands or police arrived.
I was home alone, wearing panties, DD bra and water balloons. It was Saturday night, wife and k**s visiting out of state. I was drinking which was a big mistake. After it got dark I went outside into the hot humid night and enjoyed the pool. I took several trips around the back yard. After midnight I went to the side yard and looked around the street. The 8 houses on our dead end street were dark. There is a street light nearby which illuminates our front yard #5 at the end of the circle. I was in plain sight for houses 2-4 across the street. The others couldn’t see me. I wandered across the front yard keeping an eye out for any activity. I continued using the pool and occasionally crossing the front yard until around 2 AM. Driven by the thrill of risk and too much alcohol, I decided to masturbate in the front yard. I held lube in my left hand, pulled my panty down, squirted a blob on my penis and started stroking with my right. My eyes scanned the street for activity. I was close to bringing it home when car lights appeared at the top of the street. It was delivering the Sunday paper. I had to make a choice. If I didn’t finish by the time they got to my box, the car would fully illuminate where I was if the driver didn’t notice me before then. Occasionally a female helped him, which would be another set of eyes to probably find me masturbating on my lawn with an impressive set of knockers. This could be a disaster for me, especially if two of them reported me to the police. My brain decided to abort the mission and told my body to get moving. Unfortunately the feeling at the base of my penis intercepted the command and my legs froze as I stroked faster. As the car moved to #2 I felt the twinge at the base of my penis signaling the start of my orgasm. My hands were away from my body, 1 holding lube and the other full of lube. My erect penis was bobbing up and down launching squirts of semen onto my lawn. As the car stopped at #3 my penis began the dribble phase where it pushed out gobs of cum that dangled from my penis, falling to earth attached by a strand of cum. It looked like people rappelling down a cliff. Approaching #4 I could see that there was no passenger and the driver was turned away from me. I watched as the last cum bead slid into the grass. My feet received the command as the car left #4 and I backed toward the corner of the house. As the car approached our paper box I was safely hidden. The yard in front of me turned brilliant as the car stopped at my box. I backed up further and watched him finish the street. I cleansed in the pool and went to bed. No blackmail demands or police arrived.
8 years ago