Porn Matters - AVN Awards Vote
So it is nearly that time of year again, the annual AVN Awards – the Oscars of the porn industry - where (hopefully) the hottest talent in porn will be acknowledged for their efforts in helping drain our balls throughout 2016. You can vote for your top stroke-inducing favourites here: https://avn.com/awards/voting/favorite-female-performer
I have already done so (being given the opportunity to cast five votes in each category). So here’s how I voted…
Favourite Female Porn Star Category
I voted for…
Adriana Chechik
Aidra Fox
Anikka Albrite
Casey Calvert
Keisha Grey
But of course (as touched on in Sexistpigpornadicts recent blog on the subject https://xhamster.com/posts/609227 ) there really should only be one winner in this most prestigious of all categories – and that is the amazing Adriana Chechik!
New CUMmer Category
What struck me about this category was the real lack of quality new talent cumming through the ranks. Although I had five votes, only three whores were worthy of my vote (all of whom took my load on more than one occasion during the course of the year). They are:
Alex Grey
Holly Hendrix
Liza Rowe
But just like the Best Female Performer category, surely there is only one little pint-sized whore that can win this one – the nasty Holly who is really giving Adriana a run for her money at the moment:
Favourite Male Porn Star Category
Always in the background, never receiving the acknowledgment they deserve. The best male talent help make great porn. Here’s the five guys that got my vote for 2016. I voted for…
Bryan Gozzling
James Deen
Mike Adriano
Mr Pete
Ramon Nomar
But my winner would have to be Mike Adriano. A fantastic director / producer and an equally accomplished performer. Surely the King of anal porn right now. He is clearly living out his fantasies in every scene he shoots – his primary audience is himself. This man loves ass holes and it shows. He always ensures the whores produce wonderful gapes – whether from his tongue or cock. I love the way he thinks nothing of fingering a tight ass hole and sticking it in his mouth straight after so that he can taste the fresh ass. Too few guys do this in porn – Mike just goes with what gets him off. A true porn legend and worthy of the top prize as far as I am concerned.
Most Epic Ass Category
I voted for:
AJ Applegate
Alexis Texas
Anikka Albrite
Maddy O’Reilly
Zoe Monroe
Although Alexis Texas has a great ass and really should be the winner...
...she simply doesn’t take enough cock in it! So the winner for me is Anikka…
Footnote: I was surprised that Abella Danger was not nominated in this category. She has a great ass...
Hottest MILF Category
Not my go to genre when I want to blow a load but it has to be said there is some real talent in the MILF category right now. Hard core cock lovers such as…
Ava Adams
Dana DeArmond
Phoenix Marie
Veronica Avluv
McKenzie Lee
These whores put a lot of the younger talent to shame for their performances in 2016. But my winner would have to be Phoenix
And finally I voted in the Most Spectacular Boobs Category
There were lots of wank inducing tits to stroke over – but one legend of the industry stood out above everyone else. The magnificent Miss Tory Lane…
Whoever the winners, we owe everyone nominated a debt of gratitude (with the exception, perhaps, of August Ames – yawn. She makes Lisa Ann look like Amber Rayne!) for giving wankers like us so much joy in 2016. Long may they continue to drain our balls in 2017 – and let’s hope the new CUMmer category next year gives us even more reason to immerse ourselves in the masculine preserve of hard core, sleazy porn.
Get voting! After the world continues to celebrate the joy of Brexit and Trump, let’s hope justice is also done for Adriana (and Tory's cum covered tits).
Footnote:
Sexistpigpornadict thinks Angela White (nominated in the Best Female Performer Category) may well be worth checking out in 2017...as is so often the case, he may be right
Angela White
Chloe Amour (Best Female Performer nominee) didn't get one of my five votes but she did feature in one of my favourite scenes of 2016 (Jules Jordan's DP Master 4)...
Check out the full scene here - https://xhamster.com/movies/6558038/insieme85_-_gangbang.html
Footnote 2:
And here are some hot new CUMer whores worth checking out at the recommendation of https://xhamster.com/user/josh857 (a man that knows what he is talking about when it CUMS to porn).
Anna De Ville
And this one specifically referenced by Josh857 in his comments below. This could only cum from one director...
And Charlotte Sartre
Foot note 3:
This one is for the marvelous Filthywanker. Clearly he is miffed about the non-inclusion of (just double checking his name) Alex Legend on the best male performer list. Frankly I am not at all familiar with him - which must say something about his irregular appearances in porn. Nonetheless, if Filthy wants him, he shall have him:
And for good measure, here is his other favourite Bill Bailey:
I have already done so (being given the opportunity to cast five votes in each category). So here’s how I voted…
Favourite Female Porn Star Category
I voted for…
Adriana Chechik
Aidra Fox
Anikka Albrite
Casey Calvert
Keisha Grey
But of course (as touched on in Sexistpigpornadicts recent blog on the subject https://xhamster.com/posts/609227 ) there really should only be one winner in this most prestigious of all categories – and that is the amazing Adriana Chechik!
New CUMmer Category
What struck me about this category was the real lack of quality new talent cumming through the ranks. Although I had five votes, only three whores were worthy of my vote (all of whom took my load on more than one occasion during the course of the year). They are:
Alex Grey
Holly Hendrix
Liza Rowe
But just like the Best Female Performer category, surely there is only one little pint-sized whore that can win this one – the nasty Holly who is really giving Adriana a run for her money at the moment:
Favourite Male Porn Star Category
Always in the background, never receiving the acknowledgment they deserve. The best male talent help make great porn. Here’s the five guys that got my vote for 2016. I voted for…
Bryan Gozzling
James Deen
Mike Adriano
Mr Pete
Ramon Nomar
But my winner would have to be Mike Adriano. A fantastic director / producer and an equally accomplished performer. Surely the King of anal porn right now. He is clearly living out his fantasies in every scene he shoots – his primary audience is himself. This man loves ass holes and it shows. He always ensures the whores produce wonderful gapes – whether from his tongue or cock. I love the way he thinks nothing of fingering a tight ass hole and sticking it in his mouth straight after so that he can taste the fresh ass. Too few guys do this in porn – Mike just goes with what gets him off. A true porn legend and worthy of the top prize as far as I am concerned.
Most Epic Ass Category
I voted for:
AJ Applegate
Alexis Texas
Anikka Albrite
Maddy O’Reilly
Zoe Monroe
Although Alexis Texas has a great ass and really should be the winner...
...she simply doesn’t take enough cock in it! So the winner for me is Anikka…
Footnote: I was surprised that Abella Danger was not nominated in this category. She has a great ass...
Hottest MILF Category
Not my go to genre when I want to blow a load but it has to be said there is some real talent in the MILF category right now. Hard core cock lovers such as…
Ava Adams
Dana DeArmond
Phoenix Marie
Veronica Avluv
McKenzie Lee
These whores put a lot of the younger talent to shame for their performances in 2016. But my winner would have to be Phoenix
And finally I voted in the Most Spectacular Boobs Category
There were lots of wank inducing tits to stroke over – but one legend of the industry stood out above everyone else. The magnificent Miss Tory Lane…
Whoever the winners, we owe everyone nominated a debt of gratitude (with the exception, perhaps, of August Ames – yawn. She makes Lisa Ann look like Amber Rayne!) for giving wankers like us so much joy in 2016. Long may they continue to drain our balls in 2017 – and let’s hope the new CUMmer category next year gives us even more reason to immerse ourselves in the masculine preserve of hard core, sleazy porn.
Get voting! After the world continues to celebrate the joy of Brexit and Trump, let’s hope justice is also done for Adriana (and Tory's cum covered tits).
Footnote:
Sexistpigpornadict thinks Angela White (nominated in the Best Female Performer Category) may well be worth checking out in 2017...as is so often the case, he may be right
Angela White
Chloe Amour (Best Female Performer nominee) didn't get one of my five votes but she did feature in one of my favourite scenes of 2016 (Jules Jordan's DP Master 4)...
Check out the full scene here - https://xhamster.com/movies/6558038/insieme85_-_gangbang.html
Footnote 2:
And here are some hot new CUMer whores worth checking out at the recommendation of https://xhamster.com/user/josh857 (a man that knows what he is talking about when it CUMS to porn).
Anna De Ville
And this one specifically referenced by Josh857 in his comments below. This could only cum from one director...
And Charlotte Sartre
Foot note 3:
This one is for the marvelous Filthywanker. Clearly he is miffed about the non-inclusion of (just double checking his name) Alex Legend on the best male performer list. Frankly I am not at all familiar with him - which must say something about his irregular appearances in porn. Nonetheless, if Filthy wants him, he shall have him:
And for good measure, here is his other favourite Bill Bailey:
8 years ago
As far as Favourite Female goes, 4 of your votes are all more than worthy of getting second place, but I don't think there's a single person out there who doesn't agree that the absolute embodiment of porn whore sluttiness that is Adriana should be winning that gong this year.
I agree with you that the Newcomer award should go to Holly, she is by far and away the standout newbie this year, although I am a little surprised that Marsha Mae didn't even get a nomination! She'd still be beaten by Holly, but she's had a pretty fantastic year so far. There are a couple that I voted for you haven't mentioned: Lana Rhoades is phenomenal, even though she only lasted 3 months in the business, and Elena Koshka is one of my top tips for the future. Reckon she could be the next Jillian Janson, and I'll definitely be keeping an eye out for where she goes next.
Phoenix is a great shout for Hottest MILF, but I have personally loaded a lot more to Cherie Deville and Alexis Fawx this year, probably because Alexis has had a shed load more output this year in the mainstream than Phoenix... and Cherie is a rather new revelation for me, her body is spot on and she loves it up the arse! Nothing to not like!
For most spectacular boobs, I know you're ever so slightly biased towards Tory (everyone's got a favourite!
And finally my favourite category, Most Epic Ass... there can only be one winner for me, unsurprisingly it's the gorgeous, flawless, anal loving Anikka Albrite. AJ and Alexis are right up there, but it's the way Anikka uses that beautiful round jiggley slice of perfection, she loves taking it up the tradesman's and she takes it so well! I'd throw a vote Zoey Monroe too, but one nomination I think should be in there as an outsider is Candice Dare. She's got a pretty awesome backside and all. But Anikka all the way.
The only thing I'm worried about is Adriana not winning. I know we all know she is the only winner, but I've got a sneaking suspicion AVN are going to bottle it and give it to Keisha Grey. Don't get me wrong, Keisha is a great performer and she has really put a shift in over the last 12 months, and she should be a poster girl for new porn sluts in how she's progressively gotten dirtier and filthier as her career goes on... but second place should be hers this year.
We all know Adriana should be top of the porn pile by a fucking mile!!
Casey too is fantastic. I think she is very underrated. Perhaps she is not first to mind when some porn fans name their favourites but, for those of us that know, she has something special and leaves a lot of the other whores in the business in her shadow.
Interesting choice on Ava for MILF. I do like her and she has grown on me but Phoenix is in a different league I think - lots of anal and dp (and I think she is a little unlucky to be categorised in the MILF category - she is still up there with the best of the younger talent).
But it surely must be Adriana's year. She deserves it more than anyone else - but I won't hold my breath!
PS And yes, that Maddy pic is amazing!!!!
Poor old John Strong. He always performs and when at his best actually brings a lot to a scene - but clearly AVN just view him as a 'jobbing'' performer and nothing more.
Thanks, Sexist
Whatever the cause, this is an epic FAIL.
Perhaps it was decided that all publicity is good publicity?
I semi-regularly wank to Gozzling's stuff, which, yes, is interesting and unique and very uncompromising; he recently released a scene with our girl Aidra Fox which is definitely worth checking out.
I've gotten off to Veronica Avluv, but she just looks a little long in the tooth - aka, OLD - for me sometimes.
I've always ADORED Briana Banks, who back in the day 10 years ago, IMO was the epitome of Pure Physical Porno Perfection, a plasticized Blonde Amazon Goddess. I knew her somewhat - was on the set of a co-Vivid/RLD production directed I think by Skeeter - a group scene with her, the OTHER Briana - Love - and a third whore, plus Mike Stefano and I think John Strong.
I interviewed Banks for AVN in a separate bedroom, just us two, she looked breathtaking in some fetishy outfit and giant stripper heels, but alas, all we did was talk(: Then I watched her get fucked by Stefano and Strong ten ways from Sunday. I wasn't really complaining
Each to their own my friend; as I noted the other day, that's one of the beauties of porn: If Whore A doesn't do it for you, there are 100 more that will.
Holly Hendrix must be awarded for best newcomer. She is a filthy, little bitch! No other words needed.
For male performer, you made great picks but I have to give it to Mick Blue. That man fucks like a beast! I love watching his cock glide in and out of tight assholes and deep down tight throats! He really pounds and uses the whores!
For best ass, I have to say Anikka as well. Her ass is too perfect and she knows it. She does sooo much anal! I love how she knows what us porn worshipers want to see. I love seeing her get rammed! I, too am surprised Abella didn't get nominated. A glaring omission on their part! I also love that picture of Maddy's gaping ass. Top filth from you, Jackoff!
For top milf, I like your choice of Phoenix but I gotta go with Ava. Her succulent tits and wide hips leave me weak-kneed whenever I stroke to her. Only dropped loads to her this year but she is one of the best right now even though her work rate has seemed to slow down...
For best tits, I'm going with Romi. So big and so beautiful. They are the perfect size for her body!
This is another great blog from you, Jackoff. Love the open discussion this yearly event brings. Especially on this website. Keep up the great work! But I don't have to tell you that!
As an aside, the scene was one of the bests I have seen with Megan. She is such a whore and clearly loves cock. All topped off by her girlfriend eating Alex's load out of Megan's well used ass hole.
Don’t get me wrong I like Abella a lot. And I am glad to hear you think she is stepping up to the plate. I am looking forward to seeing more of her next year – she certainly has all the potential required to be a top talent.
Wow that Anna De Ville ass gape is amazing – it has Mike Adriano written all over it. In fact it is so good I have added it to the blog. I checked out some of Charlotte Sartre’s work this evening. Fuck! She leaves nothing to the imagination. She has gone hard from the outset. Her opening piece to camera for her scene with Throated says everything about her. She is cock obsessed – and if you are lucky enough to be her Uber driver she will fuck you for sure. In fact she confesses that she will just about seduce any man she can. She is going to either be huge or will crash and burn in a year. I hope for the former. In fact I have been so impressed with what I have seen of Anna and Charlotte today that I have gone back onto AVN to give them a vote each.
I know the scene to which you refer with Markus and Holly for EA. She chose him and John Strong to double fuck her. There is something very hot when the whore chooses which guy she wants to get fucked by – usually makes for an intense scene. The only thing hotter is when a girl admits that she has never even met the guy who is about to fuck her in the ass.
And finally, totally agree re Bryan. Only thing he could improve is by finding somewhere new to fuck all those girls – rather than the marque in his back garden!
https://xhamster.com/photos/view/5640870-123550429.html#content
And please forgive the blog-hopping, but I've learned from the best.
https://xhamster.com/posts/478223
Along with Paulo, I'm indebted to you for having the balls to acknowledge the males and for celebrating some of the best jizz-hurlers. In these days of evolving pornosexuality, the coincidental attraction to cock is something every REAL man can be free to celebrate to any individual degree. Oh and as an aside, Casey Calvert. Love her scenes with Adriano...
https://xhamster.com/photos/view/7214694-126125273.html#content
She appears such an intelligent slut - those giggly anal intonations with Mike scream corrupted innocence; such a turn-on. One of the few women who succeeds with me where hundreds have failed.
Ps thank you for referencing the sixth day of Christmas - of which I am sure we are all conscious.
How you have us edging from one fantastic blog to the next, flip-flopping between the greats of Xham without the meerest hint of effort. You see how your magic works, yeh? I vote for Michael Stefano by the way... Oh, sorry wrong blog...
I wasn't even gonna comment. "Leave the boys to it", I said to myself.
But it's just no good...
First, where the hell is Alex Legend? Please feel free to be outraged on my behalf. Fucking AVN - wouldn't know a sexy cock if it spat hanging chads all over them. The choice is thin this year, Jackoff. But without Alex (still outraged), my number one remains Bill Bailey. Tommy Pistol is a helluva fucking dirty motherfucker. Like Bill, his Kink and Hardcore Gangbang ensembles are legendary. But he can become tiresome after a while. Mike Adriano remains the only POV producer to make compelling viewing and he STILL has the most beautiful cock in porn today. But he has to ditch the garish woollen gloves. I get why he's wearing them, but please Mike, no! Speaking of 2016, it was the year I realised Ramon Nomar's name is a palindrome. Silly me! Isn't lifelong learning fun. I notice James Deen has made the shortlist. I'm not sure what message his inclusion is meant to send, but AVN intend to send it nevertheless.
So why Bill? Admittedly the camera struggles to do him justice in stills. He looks like a badly-assembled jigsaw half the time. But it is within the time-honoured genre of gangbang, he appears at his most sexually alive. He can be brutish and a bully. And I'm all for it when my bate blood is up. But what I love about him is how his use of language and sexy verbal aggression motivates and goads the rest of the pack - which includes his audience. In full flight with potty-mouth engaged, he is gorgeous and nasty and still my number one.
Where the "six geese-a-laying" is Alex Legend, confound it!
You rightly highlight the very talented Markus Dupree who is now gracing more scenes since moving to the USA from Europe. And of course Toni and Rocco are fantastic performers. However, Bryan Gozzling has to be one of the break through performers this year – his intense style (both performing and direction) have really added to the porn world in 2016.
Thanks again for your excellent post.
I agree that is unlikely that Adriana will pick up the top prize this year. If she couldn’t win the last two years (despite her fantastic portfolio of work) then she probably never will. My guess is that Holly probably did not make it onto the main list because of her relative newness and also because (hopefully) she stands a real chance of winning the best new comer category. But like you, if she had been shortlisted in the Best Female Category, I feel that she would have cum very close to winning. She really is the only performer out there right now that cums anywhere near to Adriana. Of course, the two performed together in one of the hottest scenes the year for EvilAngel (Sloppy Sodomy Threesome) with Markus Dupree. They were like soul sisters in that scene – both on the same sexual wave length. It is certainly a scene worth checking out – particularly if you are into heavy anal action.
Abella is a very worthy contender. She ticks a lot of the obligatory porn boxes – hot body and I love her willingness to get fucked in every hole all at once. She just needs to up the ante in terms of whore personality (think Adriana again). I like Megan too and admire the fact that she seems so into porn. She has huge potential but, again, I would like to see (and hear) her get nastier on camera (she is still a bit too giggly to me).
I am glad too to see Aidra is getting some positive feedback on here. She is hot and I totally agree that her performance with Bryan Gozzling for EA was off the scale hot. This is the scene that originally brought her to my attention. Took some heavy loads from me. For those who haven’t seen it you can check out the highlights (courtesy of Bryan himself) here: https://xhamster.com/movies/6415177/aidra_fox_gets_anally_obliterated.html
Thanks for bringing Anna De Ville and Charlotte Sarte to my attention in the new comers category. I will be sure to check them out based on your excellent taste. I think I may have seen both in a Bryan Gozzling scene but I can’t say for certain. Nonetheless it always good to have hot new whores pointed in my direction – one of the greatest pleasures in porn is discovering new wank material! I have added them to the image gallery above with the aim of stimulating the interest of our fellow perverts.