Masturbation Survey 28-12-16

Hotlips001, to hopefully inspire loads of other chums to complete honestly for eveyone's enjoyment and education !!!

Male or Female: Male
Age: 59
At what age did you start masturbating: 12 - pretty much as soon as I discovered I could!
How many days a week do you masturbate: I try every day ...

Where do you masturbate:

In bed: Yes
In the shower: rarely
In the tub: Occasionally
Outdoors: I have done
At work: Unemployed right now, but have wanked at work
Every room in the house: Pretty much, I can’t say under our carport, but I did when we had a garage!!
In a car while travelling along the interstate: Yes, both as a driver and passenger and on a train and plane ...Does that count for the Mile High Club ??

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other: Always at the vinegar strokes
A friend: Regularly for one particular friend, occasionally for others
A friends spouse: (or partner) Occasionally
A stranger: Rarely, unless you count Celebrities, when its often
A co-worker: Occasionally
A member of the same sex: More often than I’d probably admit to in public
A member of the opposite sex: Very often
A past lover: Regularly

What position do you player in:

With left hand: Sometimes, to feel like I’m being wanked by a stranger !!
With right hand: Yes
With a toy: Sometimes
With water from bath: Sometimes
Written erotica: Often
Pictures: Regularly
Movie clips online: Sometimes
Videos: Yes
Something on TV: Occasionally, but usually with family watching television, so can’t !! Love wanking to TransVestites !!

Have you ever masturbated to:

E-mail messages: Regularly
A chat room dialogue: Don’t often use chatrooms, but can’t see why I wouldn’t wank in one if I did use them
Exchanged stories or pictures: I regularly try to provide them for on-line chums, and wank and cum while typing!!

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating: Yes, unfortunately more times that perhaps I should, and once by the Mother-in-Law while shagging the OH..
Masturbated for a man/woman: Yes
Masturbated for the same sex: Yes
Masturbated in a group: Yes
Masturbated for a photo: Yes
Masturbated for a webcam: Not yet, but want to !!
Masturbated for a video: Yes, but the OH taped soaps over it !!!

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breast when masturbating: Rarely
Insert something or play with your ass: Often, but not as often as I’d like !!!
Insert something in your mouth when masturbating: rarely, sometimes I use my OH’s strap-on on a pillow to permit ’fake fellatio’
Use pain as a method of playing: Sometimes cane myself while wanking...but its not the same as being caned !!

Final questions:

Do you taste your cum: Funnily enough, never!
When was the last time you masturbated: First thing this morning with the OH ...
Are you wet or hard now: Very !!
Are you going to masturbate now: I am already !!
Does it turn you on when to talk about masturbation: Very much ...
What's the most you've played in one day: When I had my own flat (and no family to disturb me!), usually three times a day in the week, maybe twice that at weekends ...
Did you touch yourself while answering this survey: Most definitely, if the quiz had been longer, I might have had an accident, so I’m off to have a magnificent cum right now !!!