More random bullshit!

There's no problem in the world that can't be helped with soul music. You feel like throwing yourself in front of a train, slow it down, and put on some soul.

I don't know if I want to be a member of a club that would have me as a member........Groucho Marx....I believe that is his joke

I wonder if elderly people are all just doing meth...they always seem to be up at weird hours.

Some dudes on here are the opposite of St Francis of Assisi.... just a sissy.

Just got back from Atlantic city and have to say, If an armpit had an asshole, that's now New Jersey.

You should dress and look like me. Cops see me and give me the ole nod.

Iam not racist, Believe me, the last thing that disgusts me about a cock is if it's black or not.

Do you know it takes more muscles to masturbate then to smile?

Boy, the Japanese had it figured out with their short poems. A fuckin' haiku would help everybody out right now.

I want to see a website called Uh Oh I'm Chinese.com] where the guy had no idea he was Chinese until he dropped his pants.

This is what you do in Tampa, go to the beach, get on a boat, snort coke, and bang chicks who say they're 18, even though you know they're not. And you know why, heat plus humidity. It makes you a fucking b**st.

Believe in Jesus, Moses whatever. It's all just really expensive LARP-ing

Your missing this at your home, but I am doing antlers with my hands.

Ever notice, Its very hard to find a very hot chick that is extremely sexual.

"If I was a snake I'd love to fall asleep early because I got no hands"

My parents thought I was a serial killer when I was lil...... I killed 3 k**s in the neighborhood.. but I said to them "I'm done! get off my back, I'm not gonna do it again!"

"If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it!"-Epictetus.

OK nuff goofy shit again .... Ill try again later!