No sexy hookup for me!

My X boyfriend is a PhD student, and
 he was working on a project in one of those "library cages" late one night. He always tells me not to bother him when he's working hard; but I was bored
 and lonely, so I decided to surprise him. I showed up wearing a trench coat
and nothing underneath, but when I opened the door, I scared him to death! I jumped and slammed the door... jamming it. We had to wait hours for maintenance to let us out.... No sexy hookup for me!