26 Thoughts of a Female Sex Novice

Let's be real. The first couple times you have sex can be ridiculously awkward. You aren't really sure what you're doing, but you know you don't want to stop. This is a chronological list of thoughts every female sex novice probably has had at least once in her life but may not want to admit:
1. "Alright, let's do this. We can do this!"
2. "Am I wearing the right outfit for this activity?"
3. "I wonder if that's turning him on."
4. "How long is foreplay supposed to last again?"
5. "Am I supposed to do this? Like, is it normal?"
6. "I'm pretty sure he's got a big penis, but I'm not sure. Maybe I should start watching porn."
7. "We could watch porn together. That would be hot."
8. "Hmm...I wasn't expecting THAT to feel so good."
9. "So...umm...what's next?"

10. "Wow! Okay! That's what's next."
11. "He told me that he likes dirty talk. Here goes nothing!"
12. "I'm pretty fucking good at this! I'm like a sex goddess."
13. "And he's my sex god."
14. "Well, maybe not. But we both definitely have that kind of potential."
15. "How do I tell him to stop doing that?"
16. "How do I tell him to do that again?!"
17. "Maybe we should try...Nope. Nope. We shouldn't try that."
18. "I hope this is as good for him as it is for me!"
19. "Was that an orgasm? I'm pretty sure that was an orgasm."
20. "OHH!...Nope, THAT was an orgasm."
21. "Alright. Now it's your turn!"

22. "Yeah, I'm having a hard time figuring out what to do, so you can just...do your own thing if that's cool."
23. "Oh, good! You seem to be LOVING it."
24. "Wow, I've never been called that before...I like it!..."
25. "Yes! Victory! He orgasmed!"
26. "When will we be able to do this again?!"