Nudism might not be sexual, but...

It sure seems to remind my wife just why she's never satisfied by me. It was a nice day yesterday, so, as I tend to do, I just enjoyed being nude. She got home from work, headed to the front porch and asked for a beer, so I retrieved her one and brought it to her, mentioning, as I did so, what a nice day it was. Her response? "I can see your "penis". When she says it like that, it's not a compliment!