I'm a Penis and Cum Magnet

This blog is about a few of the crazy experiences that have happened to me in my life that have to do with guys exposing their cocks and cum to me. By my count, I've only had sex with maybe 20 guys so far. But on top of that I'm guessing that I've had maybe 80 other guys expose themselves to me. I suppose I'm just a “penis and cum magnet”.



I might as well start out with last Friday night (Jan. 15, 2016) in Cork, Ireland. My boyfriend and I were staying on the 5th floor of the Rogestown Park Hotel. It's very late at night and I have the curtains drawn. I'm minding my own business and reading a little book on the history of Ireland.

I happen to glance out my window and notice that somebody is trying to get my attention by blinking a flashlight on-and-off from a hotel room window across the way. I stand up to get a closer look and all of a sudden the room light turns on and this guy – maybe in his 40s – is totally naked and jacking off for me.

I think that's really cool so I take off my clothes and get on the window sill and spread my legs and fuck a dildo for him to see. This goes on for quite some time and then the boyfriend wakes up and wants to know what's going on. I tell him to get up and look and he sees the guy and calls him “just one more of your pervert friends.” Then the boyfriend has me sit on a chair and he gets between my legs and licks my pussy for the guy across the way to see.

I keep watching the guy while my hand is pushing my boyfriend's head deeper into my cunt. Then, all of a sudden, the guy across the way starts to heave forward and he blasts a load of cum all over his window. Then he closes the curtains and turns off his room light. Too bad because I was just about to give the guy a real show by pegging my boyfriend up his ass.



Except for seeing my Dad, the first time I ever saw a penis in the flesh was when I was in the 5th grade. There were maybe 30 k_ids in our elementary school class. All during the day this boy named Eric was getting out the word that after school he was going to the creek behind his house to pull down his pants.

After school almost the whole class followed him to the creek. Sure enough, with everybody gathered around, Eric pulled down his pants. All the girls – including me – started to scream and giggle. Eric's little penis was erect and he seemed very proud. Then he peed in the creek and pulled up his pants and we all went home.

The next day he was the talk of our class. Apparently the school principal got wind of it too and Eric had to go see him and that's the last that we ever saw of Eric. Word was that he had to go to some type of reform school. One week later his parents put their house up for sale and moved out of town.



In high school I had a secret admirer. Almost every day that I opened my locker there was something inside of it that a boy had dropped inside. Most of the time it was a note from him saying how he had masturbated about me the night before and he would tell me all the ways that he had fucked me in his mind.

Sometimes he left pornographic pictures of men having anal sex with women or of girls with cum on their faces. A few times he dropped pictures of his penis into my locker. Once he put into my locker a piece of paper with a stain on it and arrows pointing to the stain saying it was his cum for me. At the time I found that absolutely disgusting and right away I threw it in the trash.

I just knew that this pervert-in-training was getting his kicks by looking at me from a distance as I opened my locker and read and looked at what he had left for me. Too this day I don't know who it was. But I must admit to masturbating while thinking that this boy was really hot for me.



Back in my high school days I used to sneak off to a nearby nude beach on the summer weekends. I know it is not cool in America (unlike, it seems, in Europe) for anyone to get their sexual thrills at nude beaches. But I'm not going to k_id you – that's why I went there.

This nude beach was in a cove surrounded by cliffs maybe 200 feet high. One day this man was on the edge of the cliff and he yelled to everybody below, “Look at me!”. We all looked up and he was stroking his penis. Most of the nudist ignored him. But I couldn't keep my eyes off of him and I stood up and motioned with my hand like I was jerking him off. The guy finally shot his sperm and then he pulled up his pants and disappeared.

Those were good times at that nude beach. Guys used to come over and sit with me all the time. They would get erections while they talked to me. Most of the time I pretended not to notice but I couldn't help glancing down and the guys liked that. And I always played with my pussy in my car on my way back home.



My first job out of high school was as a clerk and maid at the local motel. Men were always trying to get me to “catch them” masturbating and they left lots of dirty presents for me too.

The old trick, of course, was for them to move their car someplace away from the motel so it appeared they were out of their room. Then they put up the Service Room sign and would jack off somewhere in the room where I would notice them as soon as I walked in the door.

Thinking back, I always had either a flight-or-look type of reflex. If the guy seemed dangerous then I always said I was sorry for intruding and ran out the door. That usually happened when the man started looking at me. But if the guy pretended that he didn't notice me then I just watched him until he ejaculated. Then I thanked him for the show and sometimes this led to more.

Other times guys would leave me “gifts” in their rooms when they checked out. Gifts like cum all over the mirrors or on their sheets. Or the most perverted porno magazines showing acts that I can't even describe here. Or a picture or two of their penis. One guy left me a video on a flash drive of him fucking his wife in that very motel room the night before.



My second job out of high school was when I worked as a secretary at a law firm. One day I arrived early to work and I couldn't find my coffee cup. I'm looking all around for it and I pass by one of the partners' offices. He has his door open and the perv has my coffee cup in his hand and he's rubbing his erect cock all over the lip of the cup.

I interrupted him and started to laugh and said, “Excuse me, that's my coffee cup that you're playing with.” The partner was startled and a little embarrassed but I told him “no problems” and to continue on. Then he carried on and deposited his cum in my coffee cup and gave it back to me. I got him to confess that he did that all the time and the cum had time to dry before I arrived at work. Until then I had always wondered about the strange taste of my coffee. But that morning I insisted that he keep putting cum in my coffee cup and I got used to the flavor.



I've attracted some guy's persistent attention in the mall that I work at.

Just about every day – well at least 2 or 3 times a week – I go out to my car and notice there is cum on it. At first it was just on the driver-side door handle. And I wasn't sure what it was. I just knew that it was sticky. But I had my suspicions. Then this guy started leaving cum on my windshield with a note on the wiper saying it was his cum and he wanted to fuck me.

Okay, this one is kind of creepy. But I work during the day and I only go to my car when the parking lot is crowded. But it is weird when I'm making out with my Japanese girlfriend in my car at lunch and we can see that cum all over the windshield.



Last month before leaving for Ireland, I was working in my department store. This guy calls my department and gets me on the line. He asks me what color my pubic hair is. I told him it was black and then he hung up.

Then an hour later this guy calls me again. He says he is in the store and he's jacking off while looking at me. I look around and see this boy – about 18 years old – maybe 100 feet away and though I can't see his penis I know that he is the one. I walk briskly towards him to get a closer look. But then he panics and runs out the door.



So those are just a few of my strange encounters with penis and cum. How do I feel about guys who expose themselves like that to me? Well, first let me say that it is always hot for me after it happens and I masturbate to it. But in the heat of the moment it all depends on if I sense there is danger to me. If I feel threatened I get away. But if the guy is just doing what he's doing to get a thrill and to turn me on, then I feel really blessed that he's chosen me to expose his penis and cum to and I'm eager to help him – and me – out.