British fake off - #1 - Fake user - aliciaXroberts

User - aliciaXroberts
Profile - http://xhamster.com/user/aliciaXroberts
Charge - Accused of portraying himself as a young lady
Verdict – guilty as charged. Lock him up and throw away the key!

Welcome to the first (of hopefully many) great British fake off files. We are going to kick the new blog series of with a look at xhamster user aliciaXroberts. This one was actually pointed out to me so I began doing a little research of my own and my findings are detailed in this report. What struck me initially was the sheer amount of friends “she” has. Over 4 thousand! And hundreds of men commenting on how beautiful she looks and how much they enjoy looking at her photos. I do hope that none of you have actually chatted with her intimately. Have you? Oh dear.

So without further ado (do grab a cup of tea) let’s on with it. BTW, I’m going to cite sources where and when it’s appropriate to do so but I will not reveal how I got to the source. It’s not difficult guys. It just takes a little know-how, some free tools, a little time and some patience.

That avatar is a real show stopper:

What's the first thing that's immediately obvious? The avatar picture shows "Alicia's" face along with several other face pictures s**ttered in amongst her photo uploads and yet, her profile remains unverified. This should immediately set alarm bells off. You do remember the golden rules? (http://xhamster.com/user/GreatBritishFakeOff/posts/460323.html) Of course you do. Now let’s move on. Yes it gets better.

She likes uploading all her photos onto the internet before eventually adding them to her profile:
Have a look through all the photos in the companion gallery here :

http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/5205482/fake_report_1_aliciaxroberts_evidence_bag.html

Also look through the websites I link out to in this report. Notice anything with regards to the date stamps of the photos? Every single photo that has been uploaded on the xhamster profile was uploaded onto the internet weeks and often, months before
Why? Well I think it’s pretty obvious. In order to pass photos off as your own, they will need to exist somewhere first so you can copy them. There is one certainty. “She” can’t blame other people for stealing her images when somehow, these people had access to them first.

She's naughty in tights. Literally:

Here’s a link to a profile on the social media website ink361.com:

http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-1456746510/photos

Notice the girl's profile mentions she sells worn / used nylons. No mention of that on alicia's profile., And look at the ton of photos on her profile. So why are they not added to her xhamster profile? Too many images popping up on various online sources. Too many to be coincidental:

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131686.html

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131690.html

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131689.html

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131688.html

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131685.html


She’s a secret shape shifter and often takes the guise of random young Chilean girls

A lesser known fact about Alicia is that she’s actually a shape shifter. She’s forever morphing into young Chilean girls. More recently, she was discovered morphing into a young girl called Beatriz. You can see all the details in the image below. The girl’s facebook profile is viewable on the image but I’m not going to take a screenshot to respect her privacy. Just follow the link yourself.
Notice how Alicia attempted to separate the image? It makes perfect sense as to why some photos have black borders around them.

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131687.html

Edit - I noticed the image upload resizes too much and obscures the facebook url. Here is a link to her ink profile which in turn links to her FB profile - http://ink361.com/app/users/ig-1688458750/constanza.98/photos

Here she is morphing into another young girl (who is most definitely not Chilean):

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131679.html


The video stills:

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131692.html#content

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131691.html#content


Why am I mentioning this? Well they are quite clearly stills from a video that curiously, has yet to surface onto “Alicia’s” profile. Curious minds do wonder. Enough to suggest she’s a fake? Of course not. Enough already to be auspicious? Absolutely!

The three mobile phones:

I fork out over £25 per month on my mobile phone like most people I'm sure. I also took out a contract because I don’t have a spare £600 that I would be willing to fork out up front for the latest and greatest mobile phone complete with all the bells and whistle. “Alicia” certainly has all the bells and whistles. In fact, she has three of them! Now call me crazy. I wonder what 22 year old has the money to maintain three mobile phones and why would you even need to? This young lady has uploaded selfies using three different mobile phones and it’s not like years has passed between the photo uploads either. Think about it guys!


http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131698.html

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131697.html

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131696.html


How much cake you been eating girl?

Pay attention guys! It’s time to wake up and actually “observe” what’s in front of you. It’s pretty obvious that there are at least 3 different girls depicted across the range of photos uploaded to this xhamster profile. Why? Because that’s what a fake person does. My statement is certainly given more weight based on observing the photos showing the 3 different mobile phones above. Different mouth, larger body, larger thighs. Get it? No? Look at them properly!

где вилка путешествия? Which roughly translates to “where is the travel plug?”

For those who don’t know, Alicia is a well-travelled young lady regularly visiting the USA and Europe. She even packs the kinky gear and brings it along with her on her trips! On a recent trip to the USA (as evident with the power socket in the background) she was observed taking a selfie wearing nothing but her little red skirt and thigh high white socks – because these are the kind of things you pack into your luggage right?

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131681.html

And here “she” is again, chilling on an Eastern European sofa (I’m going for Russia but answers on a post card please) with her friend spot. I’m actually rather disappointed that spot doesn't feature on the edited photo on her xhamster profile. Or the EU power socket. We noticed that right?

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131694.html

One last one for the giggles:

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131693.html


The curious case of the vanishing birth mark

You will have noticed the photo below from “Alicia’s” profile no doubt. It’s rather tasty if I say so myself. Just a shame it’s not her.

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131681.html

Here’s the companion photo “she” didn’t want you to see. One wonders why she didn’t upload this photo. Does she have some complex about her buns? Or perhaps “she” recognises the fact that the photo contains an obvious game changer? The eagle eyed will notice it right away. If you haven’t, hands of your dough balls and take note! Check out that beauty of a birth mark positioned on the left forearm. Amazing right? Even more amazing is the fact that it doesn't appear in any other photo (and there are plenty showing her left forearm) – None. Nadda. Zilch.

http://xhamster.com/photos/view/5205482-89131680.html



So there you have it guys. The final bit of evidence and the most compelling to suggest that your good friend aliciaXroberts is indeed, a complete and utter fake ass bitch.

What do I do now?
Sorry to have burst your bubble guys. I’m sure it’s not nice to know that you’ve been stroking into the early hours with a man this entire time. Don’t fret. You’re not a homosexual (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and here’s what you can do to make yourself feel better:

Add a link to this report or my profile as a new “status message” so all your friends will be instantly notified of this blog post


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