Funny jokes

I love a good laugh so from time to time I'll add a new joke and I'd love if others would join in an leave a good one as well
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An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to the bar and orders a shot of whiskey.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, do you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it's only fair that you should know five things since you're blind."

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a Billy-Club
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman to your right is a blonde professional wrestler.
5. The person to my right is a blonde weight lifter.

"Now think seriously, cowboy... Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"

The cowboy sits and thinks for a second, then shakes his head.

"No, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times..."
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Two little k**s are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first k** leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second k** says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first k** says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that
done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It's a breeze."

The second k** then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first k** says, "A circumcision."

And the second k** says, "Whoa, Good luck, buddy, I had that done when I was born...

Couldn't walk for a year....
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