Shakespearean Insults

Some Insults form the internet, they are pretty extreme, so understand before using them

1. Thou shall stand in fire up to the navel and in ice up to th'heart, and there th'offending part burns and the deceiving part freezes.
2. Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!
3. Such bugs and goblins in my life!
4. Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear,
Thou lily-liver'd boy.
5. Thou tottering brazen-faced popinjay!
6. Away, you three inch fool
7. Thou art the son and heir of a mongrel bitch.

This is me trying, not an insult
Thou sexy little wench, who by shakin thy booty and gigglin thine tits, knocked me down, with a golden fist.