Bought a pump

Many moons ago I bought a penis pump, got into and gave it a few pumps. The results looked cool until I took it off and it was like nothing happened, I kept meaning to give it another try but it was forgotten. Until today, that is. I did a little looking on Fet and figured out that I needed to leave it on for a while for it to have an effect. So I grabbed it, slid in, pumped it up to -5"Hg pressure and waited 30 minutes. The results were quite impressive, impressive enough that I repeated the process after a little bit and it got even better! Is this what it feels like to walk around with and have a large cock? If it is, if it's even close, I feel so left out.