My Answers to A Friend's Masturbation Survey

Are you male or female? FEMALE
Age? 30
At what age did you start masturbating? UMMM, 13?
How many times a week do you masturbate? 2 DAILY SOOOO . . . 14+
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? UNLESS TOLD OTHERWISE!

Where do you masturbate:
In bed? YES
In the shower? YES
In the bath? YES
Outdoors? YES, WHEN I CAN
At work? LOVED DOING THAT!
Every room in the house? I BELIEVE SO
In a car while traveling along the interstate? MY FAVORITE!

What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? SOMETIMES
A friend? OFTEN
A friend's spouse? SOMETIMES
A stranger? ALMOST ALWAYS
A co-worker? USED TO
A member of the same sex? YES!
A member of the opposite sex? YES!
A past lover? RARELY

What position do you play in:

On your back? YES
Standing? WHEN I CAN
Kneeling? LOVE IT!
Sitting? VERY HOT
Lying on tummy? MMMM YES

How do you play:

With left hand? WHEN MY RIGHT IS BUSY
With right hand? YES
With a toy? SOMETIMES
With water from bath? SOMETIEMS
Written erotica? SOMETIMES
Pictures? SOMETIMES
Movie clips online? RARELY
Videos? RARELY
Something on TV? RARELY

What is your favorite porn:

Straight sex between man and woman? NOOO
Gay or lesbian sex? YES! BOTH PLEASE
Group sex or orgies? SIGN ME UP
Blow jobs/oral sex? OMG YES!
Cumshots? YES, PLEASE, YES PLEASE
Age play? SOMETIMES
S&M? OFTEN
Role playing? YES
Kinky? VERY MUCH SO

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? YES
A chat room dialogue? RARELY
Exchanged stories or pictures? SOMETIMES

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? SOMETIMES, I INVITE THEM IN. LOL
Masturbated for a man/woman? YES
Masturbated for the same sex? YES
Masturbated in a group? OH YES
Masturbated for a photo? SOMETIMES
Masturbated for a webcam? YEP!
Masturbated for a video? YES!

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? YES, ESPECIALLY FOR AN AUDIENCE
Insert something or play with your ass? GODS YES!
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? FOR AN AUDIENCE OR AFTERWARDS TO TASTE MYSELF
Use pain as a method of playing? RARELY

For men and women:

Do you taste your cum? OH YES
When was the last time you masturbated? THIS MORNING
Are you wet or hard now? EXTREMELY WET
Are you going to masturbate now? YES
Are you a masturbation addict? NOPE, JUST LOVE IT!
What is the most you have played in one day?