9 Things Only Chronic Masturbators Will Understand

you have your own style


Whether the grip or the stance, you have your own particular “style” when masturbating. You might like to squeeze your asscheeks or hold on to the table — whatever, it’s your time and style.

2. ‘Just this once.’

How many times have you said that? “This will be the last time,” or “I’ll stop masturbating today.”

3. You’ve done it in public

No, not in full view of people, but in a restroom, you know, to rub one out quick.

4. You have a personal record

And you’re not afraid to tell your friends (or anyone who asks) about it.

5. The search for porn

It takes longer for you to find the right porn than it takes for you to finish.

6. Your masturbation arm is slightly larger than the opposite

7. You have a go-to depository

You know, a sock? Tissues? A t-shirt?

8. Cool-down period

After you orgasm, you scurry around to clean up after yourself…and hide the evidence. Bathroom break!

9. The urge

From 10 minutes to an hour (maybe longer), you begin to feel the urge to masturbate again. And before you know it, the cycle starts again. TC mark
Published by smalltool
9 years ago
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hornyfilthpornaddict
hornyfilthpornaddict 11 months ago
2. I used to in college but I gave up on that. I love pulling my dong too much now 
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Feverboi
Feverboi 3 years ago
1. I think that is universal  2. Never, and doubt I ever will say/think that!  3. In a restroom, is not "in public"  4. PR for? # of times, fastest, furthest, longest edge??? And, not "afraid" but thankfully no one asks!  5. 80% true, the other 20% of the time, I am in a hurry!  6. I don't think so, but I like to "ambistrokestious"  7. No, too lazy for that  8. Sometimes, usually it is private enough that scurrying isn't required...but, not never!  9. Sometimes it's less then 10 minutes
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attacktheback60
attacktheback60 3 years ago
5 and 6 are true! 
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Fistoff 3 years ago
Everything except seven 
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kornor
kornor 3 years ago
YES!
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brisjkr 4 years ago
3. I've masturbated in numerous public places.
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leftyjoeblow 4 years ago
4.    9 times in a day
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Kum4me2ff 4 years ago
More
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cockcravingboy 4 years ago
every statement is so true!!
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maze141
maze141 5 years ago
it's never enough! stroking, cumming, porn
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Ukwanker57
Ukwanker57 5 years ago
All true for me except for No 7... I AM a wanker and i love it...
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salpecam 5 years ago
“This will be the last time,” or “I’ll stop masturbating today.” ... unthinkable!
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txt280 5 years ago
And.....
Walking around with wet cum stained undies is a massive turnon as is the yummy aroma when your pants down for the next cum session...
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txt280 5 years ago
Hehe...spot on :wink:
You need to add
@ your balls constantly ache, reminding you regularly that you need to get off again

And
The constant thought of needing to get off prioritizes your thoughts all the time :wink:
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PaRiaH236
PaRiaH236 6 years ago
i know this all too well
a cock cage solves this though...
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dicknick555 7 years ago
True! True! True!
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rikkk72 7 years ago
Hmmmm you know me :smile:
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cckstrkr69
Most of that is true for me
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divedog1960 7 years ago
Luv it.. While not all of this is ME.. I do meet some of this.
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smilinwillie2001 7 years ago
amen to that brother. as a chronic masturbator, I can testify!
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salpecam 8 years ago
"3. You’ve done it in public"

I do tend to masturbate so that innocent passer-by ladies can see the erection if possible
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UncutChubster
UncutChubster 8 years ago
Yes
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kurt714
kurt714 8 years ago
all true for me, but I have given in to just being the biggest JERK OFF that I can be,
STROKE ON
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handsonjack
handsonjack 8 years ago
10. The salty stink and lingering burn of your last session gets you hard and ready for the next one.
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fathairy74
exactly!
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jnj69 9 years ago
Other than never saying this will be the last time, all the others fit me to a Tee.
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withmyfeetup 9 years ago
Dead on!
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tonguefuckherass
tonguefuckherass 9 years ago
Nice post! I can't agree with all but hope I'm considered a chronic bator anyway :grinning:
Thx for your comment on my post!
Enjoy your bate!
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georgedoremus1
georgedoremus1 9 years ago
Ten minutes? Five more like.
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littletoy
littletoy 9 years ago
spot on!
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