9 Things Only Chronic Masturbators Will Understand
you have your own style
Whether the grip or the stance, you have your own particular “style” when masturbating. You might like to squeeze your asscheeks or hold on to the table — whatever, it’s your time and style.
2. ‘Just this once.’
How many times have you said that? “This will be the last time,” or “I’ll stop masturbating today.”
3. You’ve done it in public
No, not in full view of people, but in a restroom, you know, to rub one out quick.
4. You have a personal record
And you’re not afraid to tell your friends (or anyone who asks) about it.
5. The search for porn
It takes longer for you to find the right porn than it takes for you to finish.
6. Your masturbation arm is slightly larger than the opposite
7. You have a go-to depository
You know, a sock? Tissues? A t-shirt?
8. Cool-down period
After you orgasm, you scurry around to clean up after yourself…and hide the evidence. Bathroom break!
9. The urge
From 10 minutes to an hour (maybe longer), you begin to feel the urge to masturbate again. And before you know it, the cycle starts again. TC mark
Whether the grip or the stance, you have your own particular “style” when masturbating. You might like to squeeze your asscheeks or hold on to the table — whatever, it’s your time and style.
2. ‘Just this once.’
How many times have you said that? “This will be the last time,” or “I’ll stop masturbating today.”
3. You’ve done it in public
No, not in full view of people, but in a restroom, you know, to rub one out quick.
4. You have a personal record
And you’re not afraid to tell your friends (or anyone who asks) about it.
5. The search for porn
It takes longer for you to find the right porn than it takes for you to finish.
6. Your masturbation arm is slightly larger than the opposite
7. You have a go-to depository
You know, a sock? Tissues? A t-shirt?
8. Cool-down period
After you orgasm, you scurry around to clean up after yourself…and hide the evidence. Bathroom break!
9. The urge
From 10 minutes to an hour (maybe longer), you begin to feel the urge to masturbate again. And before you know it, the cycle starts again. TC mark
9 years ago
Walking around with wet cum stained undies is a massive turnon as is the yummy aroma when your pants down for the next cum session...
You need to add
@ your balls constantly ache, reminding you regularly that you need to get off again
And
The constant thought of needing to get off prioritizes your thoughts all the time
a cock cage solves this though...
I do tend to masturbate so that innocent passer-by ladies can see the erection if possible
STROKE ON
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