Masturbation survey (funny - my version).
(my version. you can see the original version here: http://xhamster.com/user/VeeVendetta/posts/38356.html)
Are you male or female? male
Age? 27
At what age did you start masturbating? uhm...12 or 13, i don't remember.
How many times a week do you masturbate? 7/10
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? never.
In the bath? no.
Outdoors? no O.o
At work? i can't XD
Every room in the house? god, no!
In a car while traveling along the interstate? is better if i drive....
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? a female one.
A friend's spouse? uhm... no.
A stranger? sometimes.
A co-worker? yes.
A member of the same sex? never!
A member of the opposite sex? always XD
A past lover? yes... thank you for reminding me :(
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yep!
Lying on tummy? also....yes XD
How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? no O.o
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? sometimes!
Pictures? often
Movie clips online? often
Videos? often
Something on TV? uhm... it depends...but sometimes it happened XD
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? not so much
Gay or lesbian sex? lesbian!
Group sex or orgies? uhm... no...
Blow jobs/oral sex? i like it
Cumshots? mine is enough. but sometimes, if there is a pretty girl around XD
Age play? no
S&M? no
Role playing? no
Kinky? ?
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? sometimes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes, i like it!
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? no
Masturbated for a man/woman? for a woman!
Masturbated for the same sex? no
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes!
Masturbated for a video? yes!
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? rarely
Insert something or play with your ass? no!
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? hell. no.
Use pain as a method of playing? no.
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? no. just precum, once. and she asked me to do.
When was the last time you masturbated? uhm... about 4 hours ago.
Are you wet or hard now? not yet
Are you going to masturbate now? i think no, but who know.
Are you a masturbation addict? only if i don't fuck.
What is the most you have played in one day? once i played for 2 hours O.O
Are you male or female? male
Age? 27
At what age did you start masturbating? uhm...12 or 13, i don't remember.
How many times a week do you masturbate? 7/10
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? 1
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? yes
In the shower? never.
In the bath? no.
Outdoors? no O.o
At work? i can't XD
Every room in the house? god, no!
In a car while traveling along the interstate? is better if i drive....
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? yes
A friend? a female one.
A friend's spouse? uhm... no.
A stranger? sometimes.
A co-worker? yes.
A member of the same sex? never!
A member of the opposite sex? always XD
A past lover? yes... thank you for reminding me :(
What position do you play in:
On your back? yes
Standing? yes
Kneeling? yes
Sitting? yep!
Lying on tummy? also....yes XD
How do you play:
With left hand? yes
With right hand? yes
With a toy? no O.o
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? sometimes!
Pictures? often
Movie clips online? often
Videos? often
Something on TV? uhm... it depends...but sometimes it happened XD
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? not so much
Gay or lesbian sex? lesbian!
Group sex or orgies? uhm... no...
Blow jobs/oral sex? i like it
Cumshots? mine is enough. but sometimes, if there is a pretty girl around XD
Age play? no
S&M? no
Role playing? no
Kinky? ?
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? sometimes
A chat room dialogue? yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? yes, i like it!
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? no
Masturbated for a man/woman? for a woman!
Masturbated for the same sex? no
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a photo? yes
Masturbated for a webcam? yes!
Masturbated for a video? yes!
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? rarely
Insert something or play with your ass? no!
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? hell. no.
Use pain as a method of playing? no.
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? no. just precum, once. and she asked me to do.
When was the last time you masturbated? uhm... about 4 hours ago.
Are you wet or hard now? not yet
Are you going to masturbate now? i think no, but who know.
Are you a masturbation addict? only if i don't fuck.
What is the most you have played in one day? once i played for 2 hours O.O
13 years ago
