Bonnie Rotten: Guilty Pleasure for Self Pleasure*
*Edited for better reading and cohesiveness. Still a terrible blog post but now it doesn't smell as bad!*
So, those of you that are interested enough in this to be reading this sentence read the title. Bonnie Rotten is the subject of this blog post. Every once in a while, I think I will do a write up like this of some pornstar. Today's her turn.
Bonnie Rotten's IAFD page including biography and filmography:
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=BonnieRotten/gender=f/Bonnie-Rotten.htm
Standing a lithe 5'7" with a cute face, and gymnast's body, Bonnie is great porn star material right there. Her body is *tight* despite being of average height. In many of her scenes she appears to have a less defined 6-pack and I can honestly say that's a surprising turn on for me.
Of course, I can't talk about Bonnie without covering the ink covering her body. She's got more tattoos than any 10 people I could name. Her tattoos are generally horror movie related, which is great for someone that loves horror movies, but is absolute shit in porn. The spider webs on her tits make me want to cry. She went and spent probably $6k, the price of an okay used car, getting a boob job then covers the fucking things up with shitty goddamn tattoos. In my opinion the tattoos make her look dirty.
She's actually a dirty fucking whore in her scenes. She does it all. Anal, DP, Double Vaginal, Double Anal, Squirting, Bisexual, Deep-throating, Facials, Swallowing, and creampie. I can't find any Interracial tags on her IAFD filmography that aren't with women, so it seems she doesn't fuck black dudes. I know I've never seen her fuck a black guy on film but I haven't seen every vid she's done, so the complete lack of interracial non-lesbian scenes surprises me. She'll probably go all Dani Daniels though and once the floodgates are open just find herself the sticky, white creme in the middle of huge black oreo with like 10 black cookies in every hole and shit. No doubt you motherfuckers love that shit but I can tell you I don't. I don't want to see 5 white dudes fuck a woman, let alone watch 5 black dudes do it. Of course, I don't care much for black dick in the porn I watch anyway, so there's that. Back on track, Bonnie's enthusiasm is right up there with the best porn whores I can name from Ava Devine and Gianna Michaels to Stoya and Kristina Rose. Ava gets the gold cup for enthusiasm but she's not my thing for real. I don't think Ava's attractive at all. Bonnie is a little different of a story though.
Bonnie, with all of her fucking tattoos and shit, would normally be ignored when I look at porn. Scarlett Pain and Joanna Angel too and they are probably awesome women in their scenes. Their tattoos look *so* stupid. They also don't turn me on like Bonnie does as like the Porn Whore Queen that is truly enthusiastic during rough sex. "Alt" porn, basically what Joanna Angel does, hiring these tatted up sluts to get railed with the gimmick being that the sluts are tatted up with wacky coloured hair. Can't get mad at the entrepreneurial porn but it's definitely not my thing. I'm a big fan of natural girls, which is one of the reasons why Gianna Michaels is still my favourite porn whore. I dream about being a one-man bukkake machine for her sexy and crazy ass. Bonnie is just a weird exception, which is the main reason I'm writing this blog. Among my favourite pornstars for one reason or multiple reasons, Bonnie sits for some reason.
My favourite scene of hers that I keep going back to is her Throated.com scene. The way she puts her hair up at the beginning, *requesting* she put it up in the same way a guy wearing long sleeves rolls them up indicating he's about to get serious work done, this amazing porn whore puts up her hair and goes batshit on this dick like the dude's cock is the only thing she can breath through. Like sucking air though a straw at the bottom of the ocean. Like she has severe diabetes and his cum is insulin. This bitch...I just...she blew me away and that big dicked motherfucker was the one on the receiving end of the blowing. I'm a bystander getting caught in the throat vortex! I'd have sprayed her down in like 3 minutes then requested she continue until I sprayed her throat again another 10 minutes later. I don't remember how long the dude lasted but I was masturbating and came halfway through and then came again when he did, like I do my best to do to complete the porn fantasy in my mind. Coincidentally, this is also the main reason I don't like black dicks in my porn, it ruins my fantasy. My dick is not 10 inches and black. It's plain not 10 inches regardless of colouration but I can at least pretend the white dick is mine.
To wrap this up, Bonnie Rotten is a guilty pleasure when it comes to guilty pleasures in the frame of self pleasure. If I had to put a reason to it, I'd say because she actually looks like a dirty, filthy slut and fucking delivers the dirty, filthy slut performance on camera with believable enthusiasm. Her BJ game ain't nothin' to fuck with for real. The whore will straight up vacuum clean your cock head and balls with the sexiest sloppy BJ of your entire life. You'll be 80 years old, unable to wipe your ass properly, dumped in a nursing home, barely able to remember what you had for breakfast but you'd remember the single BJ from Bonnie with absolute flawless clarity and the memory alone would be enough to make you drool.
Link to the incredible BJ vid: http://xhamster.com/movies/4212319/z69_thr_bn_r.html
Another chance in case the other disappears: http://xhamster.com/movies/4050489/br_challenging_throatfuck_bj.html
So, those of you that are interested enough in this to be reading this sentence read the title. Bonnie Rotten is the subject of this blog post. Every once in a while, I think I will do a write up like this of some pornstar. Today's her turn.
Bonnie Rotten's IAFD page including biography and filmography:
http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=BonnieRotten/gender=f/Bonnie-Rotten.htm
Standing a lithe 5'7" with a cute face, and gymnast's body, Bonnie is great porn star material right there. Her body is *tight* despite being of average height. In many of her scenes she appears to have a less defined 6-pack and I can honestly say that's a surprising turn on for me.
Of course, I can't talk about Bonnie without covering the ink covering her body. She's got more tattoos than any 10 people I could name. Her tattoos are generally horror movie related, which is great for someone that loves horror movies, but is absolute shit in porn. The spider webs on her tits make me want to cry. She went and spent probably $6k, the price of an okay used car, getting a boob job then covers the fucking things up with shitty goddamn tattoos. In my opinion the tattoos make her look dirty.
She's actually a dirty fucking whore in her scenes. She does it all. Anal, DP, Double Vaginal, Double Anal, Squirting, Bisexual, Deep-throating, Facials, Swallowing, and creampie. I can't find any Interracial tags on her IAFD filmography that aren't with women, so it seems she doesn't fuck black dudes. I know I've never seen her fuck a black guy on film but I haven't seen every vid she's done, so the complete lack of interracial non-lesbian scenes surprises me. She'll probably go all Dani Daniels though and once the floodgates are open just find herself the sticky, white creme in the middle of huge black oreo with like 10 black cookies in every hole and shit. No doubt you motherfuckers love that shit but I can tell you I don't. I don't want to see 5 white dudes fuck a woman, let alone watch 5 black dudes do it. Of course, I don't care much for black dick in the porn I watch anyway, so there's that. Back on track, Bonnie's enthusiasm is right up there with the best porn whores I can name from Ava Devine and Gianna Michaels to Stoya and Kristina Rose. Ava gets the gold cup for enthusiasm but she's not my thing for real. I don't think Ava's attractive at all. Bonnie is a little different of a story though.
Bonnie, with all of her fucking tattoos and shit, would normally be ignored when I look at porn. Scarlett Pain and Joanna Angel too and they are probably awesome women in their scenes. Their tattoos look *so* stupid. They also don't turn me on like Bonnie does as like the Porn Whore Queen that is truly enthusiastic during rough sex. "Alt" porn, basically what Joanna Angel does, hiring these tatted up sluts to get railed with the gimmick being that the sluts are tatted up with wacky coloured hair. Can't get mad at the entrepreneurial porn but it's definitely not my thing. I'm a big fan of natural girls, which is one of the reasons why Gianna Michaels is still my favourite porn whore. I dream about being a one-man bukkake machine for her sexy and crazy ass. Bonnie is just a weird exception, which is the main reason I'm writing this blog. Among my favourite pornstars for one reason or multiple reasons, Bonnie sits for some reason.
My favourite scene of hers that I keep going back to is her Throated.com scene. The way she puts her hair up at the beginning, *requesting* she put it up in the same way a guy wearing long sleeves rolls them up indicating he's about to get serious work done, this amazing porn whore puts up her hair and goes batshit on this dick like the dude's cock is the only thing she can breath through. Like sucking air though a straw at the bottom of the ocean. Like she has severe diabetes and his cum is insulin. This bitch...I just...she blew me away and that big dicked motherfucker was the one on the receiving end of the blowing. I'm a bystander getting caught in the throat vortex! I'd have sprayed her down in like 3 minutes then requested she continue until I sprayed her throat again another 10 minutes later. I don't remember how long the dude lasted but I was masturbating and came halfway through and then came again when he did, like I do my best to do to complete the porn fantasy in my mind. Coincidentally, this is also the main reason I don't like black dicks in my porn, it ruins my fantasy. My dick is not 10 inches and black. It's plain not 10 inches regardless of colouration but I can at least pretend the white dick is mine.
To wrap this up, Bonnie Rotten is a guilty pleasure when it comes to guilty pleasures in the frame of self pleasure. If I had to put a reason to it, I'd say because she actually looks like a dirty, filthy slut and fucking delivers the dirty, filthy slut performance on camera with believable enthusiasm. Her BJ game ain't nothin' to fuck with for real. The whore will straight up vacuum clean your cock head and balls with the sexiest sloppy BJ of your entire life. You'll be 80 years old, unable to wipe your ass properly, dumped in a nursing home, barely able to remember what you had for breakfast but you'd remember the single BJ from Bonnie with absolute flawless clarity and the memory alone would be enough to make you drool.
Link to the incredible BJ vid: http://xhamster.com/movies/4212319/z69_thr_bn_r.html
Another chance in case the other disappears: http://xhamster.com/movies/4050489/br_challenging_throatfuck_bj.html
9 years ago
Great post btw