Movie Night

I watched American Sniper at a friend's house yesterday (good movie by the way) and everybody got drunk and passed out. My friend's ex and I were too drunk to drive so we ended up sleeping in the living room, she was on the couch and I was on the floor. For some reason I woke up at around 1 or 2 AM and noticed that her skirt was askew. I stared at her ass for a few minutes and, thanks to the liquid courage, grabbed it. She's not a heavy sleeper so she woke up immediately. We always had a sexual chemistry but I never let it turn into anything out of loyalty, but I was too drunk to give a shit so I kept rubbing. She reached for my dick (I had taken it out by this point, obviously) and started jerking it overhand, which has always been my preferred form of handy. I kissed her thighs and ass and started to finger and eat her out and fuck she was delicious. I asked her if she wanted to fuck and she said no, but then she started blowing me, which I found odd.

So I was kneeling there in front of my friend's ex-girlfriend, fucking her face, and his door opens and he walks into the kitchen. We both pretend to sleep and after a couple minutes he goes back to bed. It probably wouldn't have been that big of a deal, he broke up with her after all, but almost getting caught really turned her on. She said, "My ass is wet", and I took that as an invitation to stick my dick in her, which I promptly did. I fucked her for a while (slight whiskey dick) and finally pulled out and came on her ass. She went to the bathroom to clean up and I fell asleep for good.

Next morning my friend woke me up to make breakfast (I'm a line cook) and as we sat at the table stuffing our faces with poached eggs and hollandaise (dem knife skills bitches) she placed her foot next to my cock under the table. It was a great breakfast. Her foot rubbing my dick as I stared at my friend's (current) girlfriend's tits (she was wearing a loose white T with no bra.)

Twas a good day.