Calvin K? I'll blow you immediately.

I'm as sick as a dog right now. Al I wanna do is just lay in bed all day and sleep but I had drag my ass up and went to work. My colleagues were talking about blowjobs and asked me for my opinion which I only replied: "If you're wearing Calvin K I'll go down on you right away." I wasn't really in the mood to converse with them. They started talking about office sex and asked if I ever were up to do it at the copier machine. What's interesting to get my butt or boobs scan and there's like two round black blob on the paper? SAVE THE EARTH, don't waste paper. :)

Hmm...but sex in the office huh? Reminded me of this time where I was getting humped at the window. It was a gorgeous view, the singapore river lit up so prettily at night. If you're interested which building I was at, I can only tell you that there's a huge bank at the first floor, so make a guess? ;) Ahh but the lawyer really...wow. his body was a bit too bulky and muscular to my liking but....damn the view and his ding-a-ling was good. I still remember that he hooked me up with a free razor mouse that was supposed to be out on the market a few months later. Weird but oh well...he was really nice, bringing me to exclusive places for dates.

Dates are so fun! Speaking of dates....how long has it been since I went on one?
Published by Opheliac
10 years ago
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Opheliac Publisher 10 years ago
Haha! I actually don't care at all about the brands. Haha! I mean like...I have so many undies but I've only have one pair of Victoria Secrets and that's it. As for the whole Calvin K thing, I only said that to people that I definitely would not blow not even touch. So it's more like a sarcastic remark. :smile:
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bizzlesnap
I would love to work with you... And find time thruout the day to dobsexual things to you !! I'm going to buy gallons of Calvin k!
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