First sex toy

My first sex toy was a shampoo bottle that I cut a hole into the top of.
I made sure to cut the hole very smooth (ouch!) and lined the inside through the hole with a piece of satin material.
I got some sex magazines, then would lube it with some Vasoline and fuck the hell out of it!
Then I would carefully wash the material after I would spooge all in it.
After using this apparatus for a while, I discovered I could get a lot tighter grip on my cock if I used the vasoline on my hand and gripped my cock without my toy. Ahhh, This was great! I would cum a lot harder with more grip on my ding a ling!
What was your first sex toy?