THE NO PUSSY PLEDGE

THE NO PUSSY PLEDGE

I openly acknowledge that Pussy is a Privilege, deserved only by Real Men and not by Pathetic Male Masturbators like me. I understand that pussies need to be fucked long hard and deep by large stiff cocks, not noodled and dribbled on by wimpy wanker weiners. I admit that I have voided all male claims to pussy by my constant compulsive masturbation. Therefore I pledge to cease all attempts at pussy fucking, now and for evermore. I surrender all male pussy privilege to alpha male breeders and accept my permanent role of pussy-less beta male masturbator. I promise never to annoy another pussy with my pathetic attempts at copulation, and even if a kind female offers me a pity-fuck I will respectfully decline and masturbate in front of her. In exchange for giving up pussy, I retain the right of unlimited access to and personal use of pussy pictures, plastic pussies, and most importantly Hand Pussy.
Published by smalltool
10 years ago
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MWMluvsGayMen 2 years ago
Fifteen years ago after my wife's first BBC and her first of many squirting orgasmsĀ  that night, over breakfast she declared, "No more white penis, my pussy is for black men only."
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Cumsperma666
Cumsperma666 4 years ago
TRUE!
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brisjkr 4 years ago
One of the best things I did as a masturbator was fully accept my love of masturbation.
I'm proud of the fact I managed to avoid fucking a female friend, turning it into her watching me jack off and letting me cum on her tits. So far I've done this with 3 separate females
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polly12372 5 years ago
a new year and another one where my pathetic loser cock was pussy free. I look forward to another year of fucking nothing but my fist and leaving sex to the real men and will never bother women with my tiny verging on impotent cock again
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Ukwanker57
Ukwanker57 5 years ago
I took the pledge 16 years ago and have only masturbated ever since...
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Relm
Relm 5 years ago
I'm 100% pussy free for life!!
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polly12372 6 years ago
it's been another year of being a pussy free hand humping loser
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BETA_bator 6 years ago
I took the pledge years ago and am now happy with my role in life. Stroke on !!
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PaRiaH236
PaRiaH236 7 years ago
im not interested in pussy... unless it is the offer to change my penis into one....
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polly12372 7 years ago
It has been 15 years since my pathetic little cock was anywhere near anything other than my hand , I will never bother women with my loser dick again and leave the fucking to real men
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jnj69 8 years ago
Sign me up as well. Long live masturbation.
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motremouth 9 years ago
Amen to this.
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georgedoremus1
georgedoremus1 9 years ago
This is true.
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smalltool Publisher 10 years ago
i agree wackone!!
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DTknox
DTknox 10 years ago
what about licking cum from a well fucked, cream filled pussy while you get to jerk off? A cum filled pussy isn't going to lick itself clean. You agree a pussy needs to be fucked hard, long, deep, and a stiff alpha cock deserves to breed that pussy, pumping it full.
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