Praise Marty Moose
Like the Griswolds on their quest to Wally World I was on a quest of my own today. My quest was to get both my dildos(see my profile for pics of them) in my ass. I wasn't sure how I was gonna do it since my 8.5 incher was really kinda stretching things to the limit. But me being me I just went for it.
Laying on my side, my blue lace panties pulled down past my knees and my nightgown pulled up over my ass I squirted a butt load(no pun intended)of lube onto my toys. Taking my big boy in hand I slid just enough in to prop the back door open. Now came the hard part.How was I gonna get the pink one in? Getting one in is easy, just find the opening and go right on it. Getting the second one in is like trying to get past a fat guy blocking the door of the donut shop.
I tried going to the left with no luck. The right was out as well. I tried to push my way over the top of him but he just kept blocking the way. The only thing left to do was to push my way through underneath. So I brought my knees up to my belly and positioned my little pink friend so I could feel it against the big one. Sliding one along the other I came to the door.And this point I could either stop or push ahead.
So push I did....and push.....and push. Finally I felt a joyess pain as my pink dick slid in with my big man. I laid there breathing hard and trying to relax so the pain would subside. "PRAISE MARTY MOOSE" I screamed(I don't know why)as they both stayed in.
I was just about to make an exit when a group of blue beads showed up and shoved their way in between the two dicks.
I think next time I'll just get a bigger dildo and avoid the hassle of the whole clan trying to invade my ass.
Laying on my side, my blue lace panties pulled down past my knees and my nightgown pulled up over my ass I squirted a butt load(no pun intended)of lube onto my toys. Taking my big boy in hand I slid just enough in to prop the back door open. Now came the hard part.How was I gonna get the pink one in? Getting one in is easy, just find the opening and go right on it. Getting the second one in is like trying to get past a fat guy blocking the door of the donut shop.
I tried going to the left with no luck. The right was out as well. I tried to push my way over the top of him but he just kept blocking the way. The only thing left to do was to push my way through underneath. So I brought my knees up to my belly and positioned my little pink friend so I could feel it against the big one. Sliding one along the other I came to the door.And this point I could either stop or push ahead.
So push I did....and push.....and push. Finally I felt a joyess pain as my pink dick slid in with my big man. I laid there breathing hard and trying to relax so the pain would subside. "PRAISE MARTY MOOSE" I screamed(I don't know why)as they both stayed in.
I was just about to make an exit when a group of blue beads showed up and shoved their way in between the two dicks.
I think next time I'll just get a bigger dildo and avoid the hassle of the whole clan trying to invade my ass.
10 years ago