Want to fuck me? Please read this first.

Hi There,

Thanks for taking an interest.

I created my xhamster profile to find people that want to have sex in real life. I'm usually up for anything but I do have a few rules:

1. I don't want to cam. It does noting for me. Watching porn is much more fun.

2. I don't really have much of a preference about where you're from or what you look like. But I do want to know what I'd be getting myself into before we meet for the first time. As such, if you don't have at least a body shot on your profile I won't respond to you.

3. I am a strict bottom. I don't want to use my penis like a man would - at this point it is really only attached to me for show. I want for you to treat me like a girl and fuck me like a whore ;)

4. Safety is critical for me. I can proudly say that I am completely disease free and I want to stay that way. For better or for worse, I will insist that you wrap up your cock for everything that we do.

5. I am not for sale. I don't want money/gifts at all - I really only want your cock ;)

6. A request to fuck me from a far away place is nice to get, but not really doable. I'm not going to jump on a plane to the middle of nowhere just to fuck you. Lets be realistic here.

7. If you want to fool around, please come right out and ask. I'm not shy and formalities are just a waste of time. I'm very open and no matter what you ask, I'm almost certain I will say yes.

I really hope this doesn't come across as rude/bitchy but I have had way too many messages that lead nowhere and hopefully this will put and end to those.

Thanks