Sex Toy Review

8" Doc Johnson dong with suction cup: 6.5/10

It is quite big and it feels great in use; the suction cup makes it convenient and the dong really made me feel full and has great feeling texturing. It looks amazing at first with all the veins colored blue and a pink colored head, but it washes/wears off. It's longevity is moderate lasting somewhere between 8 and 16 months being used 3-6 times a month. While it is by far the best feeling dildo I've owned it smelled rubbery and the silicone hardened and the dildo became useless and actually hazardous to use. This may have been my fault seeing as I didn't coat it was corn starch after each use. Honestly I recommend upgrading to the UR3 it is softer on the outside and has a firm inner core (feels more realistic)
The bottom line:
The 6.5/10 is because its an outdated product and maintenance needs.



6" UR3 Doc Johnson Suction Cup Dong: 8.5/10

It isn't as big as the above dong, butt the material is far beyond the other one making this one my current favorite. The texture of the dildo is freaking amazing the soft outside allows me to squeeze the shaft comfortably while the firm inside makes it usable and feels realist. It looks good but it's nothing special either. Smells fine the UR3 material is superior there too. It does need maintenance to stay soft (a light dusting of cornstarch dose fine and is completely nontoxic) The size is ok but they offer larger UR3 dildos and if you want something longer and thicker than the average guy Doc Johnson makes a 8" UR3 dong.
The bottome line:
The 8.5/10 is because the maintenance needs of the UR3 material and its average size.



12" Doc Johnson Black Double Dong With Spine 7/10

BBC everyone should have at least one toy that fits that description in their toy collection, and big black cock this is. It is 12" long and quite thick in its own right. The material is a firm silicone and has a great texture having plenty of ridges and veins while stilling feeling relatively slick. It does have a slight rubbery smell but it is not overpowering like some. The spine is a nice feature, but I have a habit of power fucking myself and broke the spine about a couple weeks after purchasing the toy. It hasn't really effected it's usability, but it has lost it's rigidity where the spine popped out of joint. If you want it deep or something to share with somebody this is a good choice.
The bottom line:
The 7/10 is because the spine broke and the slight rubber smell.



14" Pink Jelly Double Dong 6.5/10

Thinner but longer than the above double dong at 14" this thin and super flexible jelly dong can reach as deep as you want it to go. The texture is beyond lovely the jelly material on this particular one is Phthalate-Free (which is IMPORTANT to look for with the jelly toys) and had no harsh smell. The jelly material feels SUPER GREAT and needs little to no maintenance besides a safe storage place (it can't touch other plastics, rubber, jelly toys, etc.) It is very flexible and probably can't be used in tandem with another person thrusting back on the other side; so if that is what you are hoping for get something with more rigidity than a jelly cock which is more for going super deep.
The bottom line
The 6.5/10 is for storage needs and being to flexible to use in tandem with another person.



Colt black rubber butt plug 8/10

Size wise its short; 5" from tip to base, butt only 4.5" of that is usable the other 0.5" is the flare that stops it from getting sucked up inside. The width is great; not too big or too small. It can fit comfortably inside for as long as I wanted maintaining a nice full feeling and I have even used to pump myself too. The texture is really smooth and the rubber material has a great feeling and no rubbery smell (odd seeing as this toy is actually made of rubber) In order to maintain this toy just exercise standard sex toy care; clean with mild soap/sex toy cleaner and don't store it in direct contact with other toys. (I suggest wrapping your toys with a light cloth or putting them into a small drawstring bag. A Royal Crown bag works depending on the size) This toy has lasted a long time I bought it back in late 08' maybe yearly 09' and its still around (that is a good life for a sex toy) most of my other toys lasted half a year some last 2 years, butt this COLT product has lasted about 5 years.
The bottom line:
The 8/10 is because of the shape. The part right after the widest insertable part is not as narrow as I would have liked and can make it a challenge to hold inside on its own.



Glass butt plug 7.5/10

Size wise it gets the job done; in fact if it where any bigger it would probably be uncomfortable because the glass material is super hard and has no give. Which is great and what I was looking for when I bought this toy. The best thing about the glass material is that you can heat and cool it and it holds the temp for a long time which adds a whole new level of play to the plug. The glass is smooth as possible, except the shape which is nubby and has a nice ring on the shaft. The toy care on this one is by far the easiest; just wash with a mild soap after each use, and because its made of a Pyrex type glass. Contact with other toys is not a problem for itself, but others toys may become dented. It should last for ever and don't even worry about it breaking unless something seriously unfortunate happens.
The bottom line:
The 7.5 is for being too hard and kinda short.



Steel Rider Vibrating Dong with Suction Cup 8 Inch, Lusty Lavender 7/10

It's size is great its a ridged toy so you don't really much longer than 8" anyway. The head is larger than the shaft and feels great sliding in and out. The entire length of the shaft has small but noticeable ripples and there is a long silver bullet inside the jelly material. The bullet is super powerful and the motor fairly quiet. This toy never failed to please each time I used it. I don't usually bring price into the equation but this thing is The thing is it has a power cord to a battery pack and is not waterproof. Which means no shower play:( The control dial is very flimsy and breaks easily, and the jelly material has those special storage needs.
The bottom line:
By all means this toy should be a 3/10 but it gets a (7/10) because vibration combined with suction cup is so damn pleasurable plus it is cheap. The DocJohnson UR3 line of toys has a vibrating suction cup that I have been wanting to try that I would probably recommend over this one, but it cost more. unless bought on amazon :l