Naughty Fucking Riddles. Lol
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker
What Do A Clitoris, An Anniversary, And A Toilet Have In Common?
Men always miss them.
You Know Why They Say That Eating Oysters Will Improve A Man's Sex Life?
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
What Is The Lightest Thing In The World?
A penis even a thought can raise it.
What Did One Testicle Say To The Other?
Don't talk to the guy in the middle... he's a dick!
What Do Masturbation And Procrastination Have In Common?
At first its all fun, but then in the end you just realize your fucking yourself
Gagged!
What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates?
A tearjerker
What Do A Clitoris, An Anniversary, And A Toilet Have In Common?
Men always miss them.
You Know Why They Say That Eating Oysters Will Improve A Man's Sex Life?
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
What Is The Lightest Thing In The World?
A penis even a thought can raise it.
What Did One Testicle Say To The Other?
Don't talk to the guy in the middle... he's a dick!
What Do Masturbation And Procrastination Have In Common?
At first its all fun, but then in the end you just realize your fucking yourself
10 years ago