Can i cum on your tits?

As Spring leads into Summer, V-neck T’s and poon-poon shorts (daisy dukes) will supplant tight jeans and sweaters. It will be Cleavage-Season. I’m an ass man 365 days of the year, but I find big ‘ole titties irresistible when the breast meat is exposed. Honestly, the tits don’t have to be huge, just large enough to cleave. Push-up bras are acceptable.

Now here’s the dilemma. Am I responsible when my line of sight lands center breast? Should I suffer embarrassment when she realizes that I am entranced by her tits. Should she be pissed off or embarrassed for me.

Let’s think about how easy it is to gaze at exposed breast. The chest of men and women is like a billboard for the body. All superheroes use their chest as an identifier. Superman displays an “S”, Batman a bat, even Wonder Woman’s bra forms a double W. Everyday people wear jewelry, name tags and logos which can only be viewed at chest level. Therefore, I would suggest that when the tits are exposed by a low cut top it is an invitation to admire the exposed breast. In a perfect world an invitation to admire the tits would allow for related conversation.

Wouldn’t it be lovely if upon admiration I could say, “Excuse me, you look good today. Can I cum on your tits?” This language is acceptable when you are drunk in a strip club. It’s even acceptable to say to your wife or girlfriend in a sober state of mind. But I wish we lived in a world where we could speak freely. What’s wrong with saying, “I noticed your nipples are rock hard. It must be really cold in here.” Some people may find such language offensive, but if it’s the truth then what’s the harm? I’m not suggesting that you make physical contact without consent. It’s just a verbal acknowledgment of a friendly observation.

Now, ladies before you start with the feminist objectification protocol please think about how many times you have objectified a man. How many times have you caught yourself blushing or embarrassed by the sight of a topless man’s chest, six pack abs or an exposed ass. I’ve witnessed several women swoon at the sight of Hugh Jackman’s ass in the latest X-Men movie. I believe in equality for all. I would show support for any lady bold enough to verbally express her joy of seeing a nice ass. If such a compliment was bestowed on me I would reply in-kind by saying, “Thank you. Can I cum on your tits?”

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