Take a dirty picture for me

I'm really keen to take some pics to share with my friends on here, but I'm discovering that self portraits can be somewhat difficult. It's hard to keep yourself, umm shall we say, presentable when your mind is on the camera angles, etc.

What I could really do with is a fluffer and a photographer - they don't need to be different people to help me out. Volunteers, give me a shout.

In the meantime enjoy my latest efforts.