Proof I'm oblivious
I've always thought that I was rather dense when it came to flirtatious behavior. I had no idea how dense till I visited an adult store a few years back.
I walked to browse some of the DVDs when I heard this footsteps approaching. As I looked up, I saw this red headed woman dressed garishly making eye contact with me. I didn't know why she was looking so i went back to browsing the titles. She then walked to the other side of the rack and made this "psst" noise several times. Again.... I had no idea what she was doing. So I went back to looking at the movies and listened as she made this noise several times past me. I figured she was practicing her keigel on her way to the bathroom to keep from wetting herself.
A few minutes later, she can't back by me repeating this process over and over. Now I'm self conscious and begin checking to see if my zipper is down, something in my nose, etc. Discovering I'm ok... OkI dismissed her as a nut job. Dissatisfied with what I saw. I walked out of the store sometime later.
As I round the store I find this man with his pants down and that red headed woman bobbing up and down on his dick. The guys asked me if oilY had a problem. I told him no of course. The woman stops sucking his dick, turns to me and says "for $20 you can be next." I FINALLY put the pieces together and realized she was propositioning me the store. I immediately got my car and laughed my as off as I left.
I walked to browse some of the DVDs when I heard this footsteps approaching. As I looked up, I saw this red headed woman dressed garishly making eye contact with me. I didn't know why she was looking so i went back to browsing the titles. She then walked to the other side of the rack and made this "psst" noise several times. Again.... I had no idea what she was doing. So I went back to looking at the movies and listened as she made this noise several times past me. I figured she was practicing her keigel on her way to the bathroom to keep from wetting herself.
A few minutes later, she can't back by me repeating this process over and over. Now I'm self conscious and begin checking to see if my zipper is down, something in my nose, etc. Discovering I'm ok... OkI dismissed her as a nut job. Dissatisfied with what I saw. I walked out of the store sometime later.
As I round the store I find this man with his pants down and that red headed woman bobbing up and down on his dick. The guys asked me if oilY had a problem. I told him no of course. The woman stops sucking his dick, turns to me and says "for $20 you can be next." I FINALLY put the pieces together and realized she was propositioning me the store. I immediately got my car and laughed my as off as I left.
10 years ago