Wild sex
"When I was in college, my mom hated my Ecuadorian boyfriend, warning me, 'Be careful with those extranjeros machistas!' What Mami did love was her cockatiel Coco, who tried to peck Diego (the 'macho' Ecuadorian) every time he went near the cage. Diego hated Coco, and probably my mom equally, and was waiting for an opportunity to get his revenge.
"One day, Diego and I were alone in my house and he decided it would be adventurous to have sex with me in my mother's bed or 'with her little virgencita,' as he sarcastically put it. The altar filled with huge saints in her bedroom gave me pause, but the excitement of being naughty in my parents' house led me to his arms and right into my mama's cama. I was lost in the moment when suddenly Diego started slapping his butt and shaking one leg. For a second, I was confused about his sudden freakiness, but I decided to just join in, saying, 'Oh yeah, baby, you're a dirty dog.' Diego's face changed from one of pleasure to discomfort, and he got up like a crazy man. He was jolting his hips back and forth, brushing his arms across his back, cursing up a storm, and when he turned around, I could see little Coco pecking away at his butt and flapping her wings! I tried to get up to help Diego, but I was laughing so hard that my legs got weak.
"I decided this must have been a punishment brought on by Mami's saints. Diego, on the other hand, was convinced that my mother had trained the bird to enter combat. Either way, Diego turned into the most well-mannered Eduadorian my mama ever saw. Soon, he became a santo in her eyes and in front of the bird. We didn't need a shotgun to set the men straight in my house!"
"One day, Diego and I were alone in my house and he decided it would be adventurous to have sex with me in my mother's bed or 'with her little virgencita,' as he sarcastically put it. The altar filled with huge saints in her bedroom gave me pause, but the excitement of being naughty in my parents' house led me to his arms and right into my mama's cama. I was lost in the moment when suddenly Diego started slapping his butt and shaking one leg. For a second, I was confused about his sudden freakiness, but I decided to just join in, saying, 'Oh yeah, baby, you're a dirty dog.' Diego's face changed from one of pleasure to discomfort, and he got up like a crazy man. He was jolting his hips back and forth, brushing his arms across his back, cursing up a storm, and when he turned around, I could see little Coco pecking away at his butt and flapping her wings! I tried to get up to help Diego, but I was laughing so hard that my legs got weak.
"I decided this must have been a punishment brought on by Mami's saints. Diego, on the other hand, was convinced that my mother had trained the bird to enter combat. Either way, Diego turned into the most well-mannered Eduadorian my mama ever saw. Soon, he became a santo in her eyes and in front of the bird. We didn't need a shotgun to set the men straight in my house!"
11 years ago