Ladies...... Sucking Dick Codes of Conduct
I'm not sure who wrote this so I can't take the credit. However, I found it necessary to repost as a public service announcement (LOL)
************SUCKING DICK CODES OF CONDUCT***********
SECTION 1. DICK IS YOUR FRIEND IF YOU TREAT IT RIGHT, THEREFORE IF YOU DON'T WANNA GIVE HEAD JUST DON'T GIVE IT. PLEASE DO NOT TEASE THE DICK BY LEADING IT TO BELIEVE YOU WILL SUCK IT WHEN YOU REALLY ARE NOT. EVEN WORSE DO NOT SUCK IT AND OPT NOT TO SWALLOW OR LICK
ON THE BALLS BECAUSE THIS IS A GENERAL WASTE OF TIME AND MY CAUSE YOU TO BE CUSSED OUT THEN YOU GET YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS HURT AND/OR FUCK IT UP FOR THE NEXT BITCH WHO MIGHT BE MORE THEN WILLING TO DO IT.
1A. THERE IS NOTHING UNIQUE ABOUT YOUR PUSSY EXCEPT IF YOU A VIRGIN, BUT A GOOD DICK SUCKER STANDS OUT IN A CROWD LIKE A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE AT A WEIGHT WATCHERS MEETING, SO DON'T GO THINKING YOUR PUSSY IS ENOUGH TO KEEP A MAN WITHOUT GIVING HIM HEAD AS WELL.
1B. DON'T EVER THINK YOU BETTER THEN THE DICK... MEANING DON'T TURN YOUR NOSE UP AT IT, CAUSE TRUTH BE TOLD THE DICK DON'T BLEED ONCE A MONTH BUT YOU DO SO RESPECT THE DICK AND IT WILL RESPECT YOU.
SECTION 2. SUCKING DICK IS MORE THEN JUST PLACING IT IN YOUR MOUTH. SUCKING DICK IS An ART FORM WHICH REQUIRES TECHNIQUE AND SKILL. THINK OF SUCKING DICK LIKE A BALLET BE GENTLE, PATIENT, AND KIND TO THE DICK.
2A. ALL THE PIERCINGS AND FRUIT FLAVORED TOPPINGS IN THE WORLD WONT HELP YOU IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING FROM JUMP START. SO HERE IS A WORD OF ADVICE FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW...
KEEP IT REAL AND TELL THE MAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND MEN 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 WILL INSTRUCT YOU.
2B. NO 2 MEN ARE THE SAME WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING HEAD SO USE YOUR INSTINCT AND/OR BETTER JUDGMENTS AND GO OFF OF HOW THE MAN REACTS TO CERTAIN THINGS.
SECTION 3. **GETTING STARTED**
(ATTENTION: YOU MUST HAVE ONE STANDARD WORKING DICK AND A FULLY OPERATING MOUTH TO PERFORM THE FOLLOWING):
DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION YOU MAY TRY THE FOLLOWING STEPS EITHER BEFORE DURING OR AFTER SEX OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.
STEP ONE. IF YOU ALREADY HAVEN'T DONE SO PLEASE INSPECT THE DICK FOR ANY LUMPS BUMPS IRRITATIONS DISCOLORATION'S AND ANY OTHER SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. ALL DICK AINT GOOD FOR YOU, BUT HERE IS A WORD OF ADVICE. "NEVER sleep WITH ANYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE AS MUCH TO GAIN OR LOSE AS YOU DO".
SEC. 3, STEP 1A. IF THE DICK PASSES ALL THE SPOT CHECKS PROCEED WITH THE FOLLOWING..... IF IT THE DICK LOOKS SICKLY DO NOT PROCEED WITH THE FOLLOWING STEPS AND "RUN"!!!
STEP TWO. GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND BOW DOWN TO THE DICK. TREAT IT LIKE ROYALTY, THEN KISS THE TIP OF THE HEAD.
STEP THREE. DON'T BE SCARED OF THE DICK GENTLY PICK UP THE DICK THEN PLACE IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IN ONE FULL SWALLOW AND LET IT TOUCH THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT, THEN WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND IT AND BOB YOUR HEAD BACK AND FOURTH VARYING THE PACE SLOW TO FAST, FAST TO SLOW. NOW BEGINNERS SHOULD MAKE SURE ONE HAND IS WRAPPED FIRMLY AROUND THE BASE OF THE DICK SO YOU WONT LOSE YOUR BALANCE AND/OR LOSE YOUR RHYTHM. ONCE YOU BEGIN TO BECOME MORE ADVANCED YOU WILL LEARN TO SUCK THE DICK WITH NO HANDS, BUT DO NOT RUSH IT TAKES YEARS FOR SOME TO BECOME THIS ADVANCED.
SECTION 3, STEP THREE A. FOR GOD'S SAKE DO NOT USE TEETH PRETEND LIKE YOU A SENIOR CITIZEN WITH FALSE TEETH AND YOU TOOK THEM OUT AND PLACED THEM ON THE TABLE OR BETTER YET PRETEND LIKE THE DICK IS GONNA SQUIRT OUT HOT SOUP AND YOU DONT WANNA BURN YOUR TONGUE. ONCE AGAIN PLEASE DO NOT USE TEETH AND RISK BEING BASHED OVER THE HEAD!!!
STEP FOUR. GOD GAVE YOU 2 HANDS FOR A REASON SO PUT YOUR OTHER HAND TO WORK... GO AHEAD AND MASSAGE HIS BALLS, THE BALLS NEED TLC TOO YOU KNOW. LET YOUR FINGER TIPS MAKE SMALL COUNTER CLOCKWISE CIRCLES ON THE BALLS OR YOU CAN STROKE THE BALLS IN AN UPWARD AND DOWNWARD LIKE MOTION. DO WHATEVER IS MORE PLEASING TO HIM.
STEP FIVE. SPERM IS GOOD FOR YOU. IT CONTAINS VITAMINS, AND NUTRIENTS. 7 CALORIES, 2 GRAMS OF SUGAR AND NO CARBS. SO IT IS OK TO SWALLOW IT. IT IS ACTUALLY CLINICALLY PROVEN TO BE GOOD FOR THE SKIN SO IF YOU SUFFER FROM ACNE IMAGINE WHAT SWALLOWING SPERM ONCE A WEEK COULD DO FOR YOU. TREAT SPERM LIKE OVER PROOF RUM AND TAKE IT TO THE HEAD, AND DO NOT STOP TO THINK ABOUT HOW IT TASTE.
STEP SIX. CONGRATULATIONS! IF YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE PERVIOUS STEPS YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SUCKED YOUR PENIS CORRECTLY. ONCE YOU HAVE FINISHED DO NOT TALK.. JUST REMAIN ON YOUR KNEES AND WAIT FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE MAN!
This has been a Public Service Announcement....now get to practicing (on me)! LOL
************SUCKING DICK CODES OF CONDUCT***********
SECTION 1. DICK IS YOUR FRIEND IF YOU TREAT IT RIGHT, THEREFORE IF YOU DON'T WANNA GIVE HEAD JUST DON'T GIVE IT. PLEASE DO NOT TEASE THE DICK BY LEADING IT TO BELIEVE YOU WILL SUCK IT WHEN YOU REALLY ARE NOT. EVEN WORSE DO NOT SUCK IT AND OPT NOT TO SWALLOW OR LICK
ON THE BALLS BECAUSE THIS IS A GENERAL WASTE OF TIME AND MY CAUSE YOU TO BE CUSSED OUT THEN YOU GET YOUR LITTLE FEELINGS HURT AND/OR FUCK IT UP FOR THE NEXT BITCH WHO MIGHT BE MORE THEN WILLING TO DO IT.
1A. THERE IS NOTHING UNIQUE ABOUT YOUR PUSSY EXCEPT IF YOU A VIRGIN, BUT A GOOD DICK SUCKER STANDS OUT IN A CROWD LIKE A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE AT A WEIGHT WATCHERS MEETING, SO DON'T GO THINKING YOUR PUSSY IS ENOUGH TO KEEP A MAN WITHOUT GIVING HIM HEAD AS WELL.
1B. DON'T EVER THINK YOU BETTER THEN THE DICK... MEANING DON'T TURN YOUR NOSE UP AT IT, CAUSE TRUTH BE TOLD THE DICK DON'T BLEED ONCE A MONTH BUT YOU DO SO RESPECT THE DICK AND IT WILL RESPECT YOU.
SECTION 2. SUCKING DICK IS MORE THEN JUST PLACING IT IN YOUR MOUTH. SUCKING DICK IS An ART FORM WHICH REQUIRES TECHNIQUE AND SKILL. THINK OF SUCKING DICK LIKE A BALLET BE GENTLE, PATIENT, AND KIND TO THE DICK.
2A. ALL THE PIERCINGS AND FRUIT FLAVORED TOPPINGS IN THE WORLD WONT HELP YOU IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE DOING FROM JUMP START. SO HERE IS A WORD OF ADVICE FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW...
KEEP IT REAL AND TELL THE MAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND MEN 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 WILL INSTRUCT YOU.
2B. NO 2 MEN ARE THE SAME WHEN IT COMES TO GETTING HEAD SO USE YOUR INSTINCT AND/OR BETTER JUDGMENTS AND GO OFF OF HOW THE MAN REACTS TO CERTAIN THINGS.
SECTION 3. **GETTING STARTED**
(ATTENTION: YOU MUST HAVE ONE STANDARD WORKING DICK AND A FULLY OPERATING MOUTH TO PERFORM THE FOLLOWING):
DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION YOU MAY TRY THE FOLLOWING STEPS EITHER BEFORE DURING OR AFTER SEX OR ALL OF THE ABOVE.
STEP ONE. IF YOU ALREADY HAVEN'T DONE SO PLEASE INSPECT THE DICK FOR ANY LUMPS BUMPS IRRITATIONS DISCOLORATION'S AND ANY OTHER SUSPICIOUS BEHAVIOR. ALL DICK AINT GOOD FOR YOU, BUT HERE IS A WORD OF ADVICE. "NEVER sleep WITH ANYONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE AS MUCH TO GAIN OR LOSE AS YOU DO".
SEC. 3, STEP 1A. IF THE DICK PASSES ALL THE SPOT CHECKS PROCEED WITH THE FOLLOWING..... IF IT THE DICK LOOKS SICKLY DO NOT PROCEED WITH THE FOLLOWING STEPS AND "RUN"!!!
STEP TWO. GET ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES AND BOW DOWN TO THE DICK. TREAT IT LIKE ROYALTY, THEN KISS THE TIP OF THE HEAD.
STEP THREE. DON'T BE SCARED OF THE DICK GENTLY PICK UP THE DICK THEN PLACE IT IN YOUR MOUTH AND IN ONE FULL SWALLOW AND LET IT TOUCH THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT, THEN WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND IT AND BOB YOUR HEAD BACK AND FOURTH VARYING THE PACE SLOW TO FAST, FAST TO SLOW. NOW BEGINNERS SHOULD MAKE SURE ONE HAND IS WRAPPED FIRMLY AROUND THE BASE OF THE DICK SO YOU WONT LOSE YOUR BALANCE AND/OR LOSE YOUR RHYTHM. ONCE YOU BEGIN TO BECOME MORE ADVANCED YOU WILL LEARN TO SUCK THE DICK WITH NO HANDS, BUT DO NOT RUSH IT TAKES YEARS FOR SOME TO BECOME THIS ADVANCED.
SECTION 3, STEP THREE A. FOR GOD'S SAKE DO NOT USE TEETH PRETEND LIKE YOU A SENIOR CITIZEN WITH FALSE TEETH AND YOU TOOK THEM OUT AND PLACED THEM ON THE TABLE OR BETTER YET PRETEND LIKE THE DICK IS GONNA SQUIRT OUT HOT SOUP AND YOU DONT WANNA BURN YOUR TONGUE. ONCE AGAIN PLEASE DO NOT USE TEETH AND RISK BEING BASHED OVER THE HEAD!!!
STEP FOUR. GOD GAVE YOU 2 HANDS FOR A REASON SO PUT YOUR OTHER HAND TO WORK... GO AHEAD AND MASSAGE HIS BALLS, THE BALLS NEED TLC TOO YOU KNOW. LET YOUR FINGER TIPS MAKE SMALL COUNTER CLOCKWISE CIRCLES ON THE BALLS OR YOU CAN STROKE THE BALLS IN AN UPWARD AND DOWNWARD LIKE MOTION. DO WHATEVER IS MORE PLEASING TO HIM.
STEP FIVE. SPERM IS GOOD FOR YOU. IT CONTAINS VITAMINS, AND NUTRIENTS. 7 CALORIES, 2 GRAMS OF SUGAR AND NO CARBS. SO IT IS OK TO SWALLOW IT. IT IS ACTUALLY CLINICALLY PROVEN TO BE GOOD FOR THE SKIN SO IF YOU SUFFER FROM ACNE IMAGINE WHAT SWALLOWING SPERM ONCE A WEEK COULD DO FOR YOU. TREAT SPERM LIKE OVER PROOF RUM AND TAKE IT TO THE HEAD, AND DO NOT STOP TO THINK ABOUT HOW IT TASTE.
STEP SIX. CONGRATULATIONS! IF YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE PERVIOUS STEPS YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY SUCKED YOUR PENIS CORRECTLY. ONCE YOU HAVE FINISHED DO NOT TALK.. JUST REMAIN ON YOUR KNEES AND WAIT FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS FROM THE MAN!
This has been a Public Service Announcement....now get to practicing (on me)! LOL
11 years ago