The Best Job In the World
Ever get to that point of intensity in your fantasizing that you literally begin to feel lightheaded and you see double and you feel like your whole body is cumming? I get like that every so often thinking about having a job in porn. Although it's not what you think and I know most people will assume my dream is to become a porn star. True, it'd be the most awesome thing in the world to have your completely nude body as your work uniform, your stiff fucking cock as your work tool, and assholes mouths and pussies as your projects. Not to mention, DPs and origies as co-worker collaboration. Then there's the exhibitionism aspect. The thought of an HD camera capturing every rude detail of my cock slamming some horny butthole in a DP is orgasmic alone.
But I tend to mostly fantasize about being a director. As you could see in my photo gallery, I don't have the worst body in the world but it isn't the best either and I'd find it kind of stressful to always have to maintain it so that I could feel totally satisfied by what I'm showing off to the world in my nasty XXX work as a porn actor. I get most hot by thinking about calling the shots and maybe occasionally joining in on the fray.
I have this recurring fantasy of picking out random dudes and ladies and offering them a fuck job in one of my pornos. I always fantasize that the majority of people that I approach give me odd looks or just ignore me but there are always those 1 in 1000 dudes or ladies who, may seem really nervous or find the proposition jarring at first, but deep inside they'd love to really try it.
The next stage of the fantasy involves me waiting for the big audition day, which would consist of all the Joes and Janes I invited and who showed some interest. The thought of anticipating the turnout and wondering who would chicken out and who I thought was nasty, horny, and pervy enough to actually show up and get buttnaked for the cameras and go through with it is incredibly stimulating.
On the big day, I'd wait patiently in the place we are all to meet. Naturally most people who do attend would be incredibly nervous so I'd make it a point of not shoving in anyone's face the video camera aspect and treat it more like an amateur sex party with a guy who just happens to whip out his camcorder to capture it all in a low key fashion. It always irritates me when porn producers do everything possible to make the male talent nervous and think that by intimidating them they'd get a good idea if they are good for porn. I mean, duh! Some guys I'm sure are more than capable but not if you shove bright lights in their faces and make doubtful comments about their ability to perform. The ladies are usually treated much better in those types of auditions but even they are often forced to make meaningless small talk before the event where she must answer lame questions by some witless cameraman. I'd keep the look and feel of a true amateur fuck party and keep the tone down and calm so that my potential porn stars could more easily relax and think LUST. Screw all that calculated, cold porn studio aesthetic. My audition shoot would play up the simple fact a bunch of horny amatueus are gonna get together, get buttnaked, and get their fantasies fulfilled in a free-for-all orgy that most people could only ever dream of. Even if they decide not to do it as a regular thing, at least they can say they were involved in an ultra hardcore, porno-style fuck orgy. Not even most swingers do that sort of raunch as seen in porn. Those invited would be some of the luckiest motherfuckers.
Because I'm such a perv, I like delving even deeper and like imagining what several of the invited guys and ladies would be thinking as the day approaches and they decide whether to go with it or not. I love fantasizing that the most unlikely people, those who never really thought about ever getting into porn would be the ones to actually have the nerve to show up and the experience would serve as a true eye-opener that would have them wondering why they never thought about it before. Attendees would include people from all walks of life, some with very lucrative jobs and others who are seeking employment. I like imagining also that a number of guys and ladies invited would have always dreamt of fucking for a living and had done everything they could at one time to break into the business and also tried the swinger scene but found it nearly impossible to do the type of sex seen in hardcore porn (DP, anals, orgies, gangbangs, threesomes, bareback), which they crave so much, it'd be literally a dream come true to suddenly find themselves naked in a sea of flesh performing one of those XXX acts and doing it all completely raw as others both within the party itself and those who would watch from home and the internet say to themselves how lucky those people are to be doing what they're doing.
Those who consider fucking for a living in total XXX style a lifelong dream would be the most enthusiastic and eager and it would show. For example, some of the dudes who can't wait to get started would show up wearing light, easy to remove clothing like shorts and a t-shirt and flip flops and be generally very upbeat and behave as if they just won the lottery. They'd also be the ones who would suddenly find themselves beside themselves in the most burning lust once the clothes comes off and the whole thing would be a surreal dream come true for them. They'd be the ones who are always keenly aware that their job is to look sexy doing sexy things as opposed to just getting off. They'd know that removing everything is essential and they'd know which positions and poses most make viewers horny and they'd sell it like there's no tomorrow and love doing it, too.
The first few Janes and Joes would begin to arrive. I'd greet them and they'd sit down and we'd casually chat.
I'd make the sequence of events clear to all attending prior to the audition and but would keep the actual extent of the event somewhat vague so as to spark their curiosities. In an effort to not cause additional jitters, I'd avoid a long list of rules and demands and go for more broad things such as saying that men are to be completely naked and that no socks, shirts, or shoes would be allowed. Everyone would be required to bring a current HIV test. Ideally, nobody would give a shit and would attend anyway even if nobody's status is known and they'd all be willing to fuck bareback. The thought of people being that nasty and raunchy and horny to not give a fuck and plow some total stranger's bunghole and puss bareback makes me go wild!!! Sometimes as an added detail I fantasize that everyone would assume it is to be a condom-only party where they'd get their cocks sucked and the ladies would get fingered and groped a bit at best. Then when they show up, I'd have a porno playing while we wait for everyone to arrive showing raw, nasty, completely uninhibited group sex. When everyone arrives and the time to begin is near, I'd tell everyone that what they've been seeing on TV is allowed at the party. The news would then be met with everyone incredibly glad they attended and feeling like the luckiest people in the world to about to be involved knee-deep in stuff they've long dreamt of that seemed too out of reach.
As for the sequence of events, after a short waiting period for all to arrive, the clothes would be required to come off at a certain time. We'd wait for a short while more and tell them meanwhile they are free to grope and do oral at which point I'd fire up the camera and film from a distance. I'd remind them that there are NO LIMITS and to do whatever they want with the porn playing on the TV as a good source for ideas (it'd be showing nothing but raw group anal DP sex of course). As for rules, there will only be one, to hold off on doing anal until I give the OK. Why would I do that? To tease them and make them anticipate now that they know they can do it. There would be a period of pussy pounding, then I'd bring out the anal lube and tell them to go for it. I'd pan over to the different groupings, some of which would have 3-4 guys to a lady poking all her holes and others with a couple where the guy is fucking the gal doggystyle in the asshole and others in a threesome indulging in DP. In another corner there would be an all-out gangbang where two sluts are being DPed at the same time while sucking off several cocks each.
At that point I'd assign the camera to a volunteer, rip off my clothes and sink my cock into as many buttholes and cunts as possible before taking the camera again. It would end slowly with a few people here and there cumming and then getting dressed and leaving. Until there's only the few horniest people left who have been slamming holes and getting slammed for hours and could go on for longer. I'd, no doubt, be one of those unrelenting pervs. =)
I'd review the tape the next day and call the peeps that I was most impressed by and we'd do it all again and again and again.
But I tend to mostly fantasize about being a director. As you could see in my photo gallery, I don't have the worst body in the world but it isn't the best either and I'd find it kind of stressful to always have to maintain it so that I could feel totally satisfied by what I'm showing off to the world in my nasty XXX work as a porn actor. I get most hot by thinking about calling the shots and maybe occasionally joining in on the fray.
I have this recurring fantasy of picking out random dudes and ladies and offering them a fuck job in one of my pornos. I always fantasize that the majority of people that I approach give me odd looks or just ignore me but there are always those 1 in 1000 dudes or ladies who, may seem really nervous or find the proposition jarring at first, but deep inside they'd love to really try it.
The next stage of the fantasy involves me waiting for the big audition day, which would consist of all the Joes and Janes I invited and who showed some interest. The thought of anticipating the turnout and wondering who would chicken out and who I thought was nasty, horny, and pervy enough to actually show up and get buttnaked for the cameras and go through with it is incredibly stimulating.
On the big day, I'd wait patiently in the place we are all to meet. Naturally most people who do attend would be incredibly nervous so I'd make it a point of not shoving in anyone's face the video camera aspect and treat it more like an amateur sex party with a guy who just happens to whip out his camcorder to capture it all in a low key fashion. It always irritates me when porn producers do everything possible to make the male talent nervous and think that by intimidating them they'd get a good idea if they are good for porn. I mean, duh! Some guys I'm sure are more than capable but not if you shove bright lights in their faces and make doubtful comments about their ability to perform. The ladies are usually treated much better in those types of auditions but even they are often forced to make meaningless small talk before the event where she must answer lame questions by some witless cameraman. I'd keep the look and feel of a true amateur fuck party and keep the tone down and calm so that my potential porn stars could more easily relax and think LUST. Screw all that calculated, cold porn studio aesthetic. My audition shoot would play up the simple fact a bunch of horny amatueus are gonna get together, get buttnaked, and get their fantasies fulfilled in a free-for-all orgy that most people could only ever dream of. Even if they decide not to do it as a regular thing, at least they can say they were involved in an ultra hardcore, porno-style fuck orgy. Not even most swingers do that sort of raunch as seen in porn. Those invited would be some of the luckiest motherfuckers.
Because I'm such a perv, I like delving even deeper and like imagining what several of the invited guys and ladies would be thinking as the day approaches and they decide whether to go with it or not. I love fantasizing that the most unlikely people, those who never really thought about ever getting into porn would be the ones to actually have the nerve to show up and the experience would serve as a true eye-opener that would have them wondering why they never thought about it before. Attendees would include people from all walks of life, some with very lucrative jobs and others who are seeking employment. I like imagining also that a number of guys and ladies invited would have always dreamt of fucking for a living and had done everything they could at one time to break into the business and also tried the swinger scene but found it nearly impossible to do the type of sex seen in hardcore porn (DP, anals, orgies, gangbangs, threesomes, bareback), which they crave so much, it'd be literally a dream come true to suddenly find themselves naked in a sea of flesh performing one of those XXX acts and doing it all completely raw as others both within the party itself and those who would watch from home and the internet say to themselves how lucky those people are to be doing what they're doing.
Those who consider fucking for a living in total XXX style a lifelong dream would be the most enthusiastic and eager and it would show. For example, some of the dudes who can't wait to get started would show up wearing light, easy to remove clothing like shorts and a t-shirt and flip flops and be generally very upbeat and behave as if they just won the lottery. They'd also be the ones who would suddenly find themselves beside themselves in the most burning lust once the clothes comes off and the whole thing would be a surreal dream come true for them. They'd be the ones who are always keenly aware that their job is to look sexy doing sexy things as opposed to just getting off. They'd know that removing everything is essential and they'd know which positions and poses most make viewers horny and they'd sell it like there's no tomorrow and love doing it, too.
The first few Janes and Joes would begin to arrive. I'd greet them and they'd sit down and we'd casually chat.
I'd make the sequence of events clear to all attending prior to the audition and but would keep the actual extent of the event somewhat vague so as to spark their curiosities. In an effort to not cause additional jitters, I'd avoid a long list of rules and demands and go for more broad things such as saying that men are to be completely naked and that no socks, shirts, or shoes would be allowed. Everyone would be required to bring a current HIV test. Ideally, nobody would give a shit and would attend anyway even if nobody's status is known and they'd all be willing to fuck bareback. The thought of people being that nasty and raunchy and horny to not give a fuck and plow some total stranger's bunghole and puss bareback makes me go wild!!! Sometimes as an added detail I fantasize that everyone would assume it is to be a condom-only party where they'd get their cocks sucked and the ladies would get fingered and groped a bit at best. Then when they show up, I'd have a porno playing while we wait for everyone to arrive showing raw, nasty, completely uninhibited group sex. When everyone arrives and the time to begin is near, I'd tell everyone that what they've been seeing on TV is allowed at the party. The news would then be met with everyone incredibly glad they attended and feeling like the luckiest people in the world to about to be involved knee-deep in stuff they've long dreamt of that seemed too out of reach.
As for the sequence of events, after a short waiting period for all to arrive, the clothes would be required to come off at a certain time. We'd wait for a short while more and tell them meanwhile they are free to grope and do oral at which point I'd fire up the camera and film from a distance. I'd remind them that there are NO LIMITS and to do whatever they want with the porn playing on the TV as a good source for ideas (it'd be showing nothing but raw group anal DP sex of course). As for rules, there will only be one, to hold off on doing anal until I give the OK. Why would I do that? To tease them and make them anticipate now that they know they can do it. There would be a period of pussy pounding, then I'd bring out the anal lube and tell them to go for it. I'd pan over to the different groupings, some of which would have 3-4 guys to a lady poking all her holes and others with a couple where the guy is fucking the gal doggystyle in the asshole and others in a threesome indulging in DP. In another corner there would be an all-out gangbang where two sluts are being DPed at the same time while sucking off several cocks each.
At that point I'd assign the camera to a volunteer, rip off my clothes and sink my cock into as many buttholes and cunts as possible before taking the camera again. It would end slowly with a few people here and there cumming and then getting dressed and leaving. Until there's only the few horniest people left who have been slamming holes and getting slammed for hours and could go on for longer. I'd, no doubt, be one of those unrelenting pervs. =)
I'd review the tape the next day and call the peeps that I was most impressed by and we'd do it all again and again and again.
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