My wonderful life as a masturbator
I am a jerkoff, a beatoff, a masturbator. I wouldn't have it any other way, I absolutely love being the self-indulgent worshipper of my fantastic dick. I don't call myself an addict, because I am not. I am a devotee, because I am in control and choose to do what I do. No one who knows me knows the depth of my devotion to masturbating - it's my double life, and I like it that way. I'm happily married, and while my wife knows I masturbate she has no idea how much - let alone that I post videos of myself masturbating, post on every masturbation site I can find, chat and cam with fellow masturbators
I am an advocate of masturbating and figure I've cum from beating off well over 10,000 times - and not one of them wasn't worth it.
So this is my blog of my life as a mastubator. It may be disjointed and somewhat goofy sounding at times because I'll usually be jerking my hard dick while writing it and may be a bit gooned out. Comments are encouraged!
THE FIRST 35 YEARS
I first masturbated at about the age of 13 and have never stopped since. It started a love affair with my dick that has only gotten better and better with time.
That first masturbatory experience happened after at least two, maybe three years of horniness building up with no release. My dick would get so incredibly hard, especially when I could get my hands on a Playboy or Penthouse, and I didn't know what to do with it until it subsided.
In our house on our bookshelf was a rather innocuous book that had an article on female masturbation. I'd heard the term many times but didn't know wht it meant. The article described pleasure women get from rubbing the clitoris to orgasm (two more terms I didn't know). That night in bed I finally put 2 and 2 together and, with my brother asleep in the room and the lights out, I started to rub my dick with both hands, but as quietly as possible. I didn't think anything was happening, almost gave up, but thought "what if I rubbed faster and harder?" It built and built and built until OH MY GOD! It felt like my dick was electric! I came for the first time! Drained, I fell asleep.
I had to try it again the next day, so when I had the chance, went into the bathroom, said on the toilet (with the cover down) and pulled out my ragingly hard dick, and rubbed it agian with the same two handed technique. Wow, it worked again! It was this time with the lights on that I first saw my semen. I had no idea that it came out the night before as it must have absorbed into my shorts.
From then on, I was hooked for life, but was awfully guilty about it - not that that ever stopped me. I did it every day for at least a month. Any time I had a boner, I masturbated. It took me months to figure out that the single handed fist technique was more efficient, so I switched to that.
Pretty soon I started sticking things in my rectum, because it felt so good to beat off with a full asshole. I started forcing boners by sticking all manner of things up my butt - the handle of a plunger was probably first, because it was right there in the bathroom, then hairbrushes and anything else that would fit. I once stuck a golfball up there, and while I stroked could feel it receding farther and farther inside, and then when I came (an absolute RAGING orgasm!) it went all the way in and I couldn't get it out. I was a bit worried but figured, all in good time. I even went to school with that golf ball up my ass, thinking the whole time "if people only knew . . ." It came out safely that next night but that was the last time I did that. But I tell the story to illustrate the point of the level I would go to get off. I wanted to cum hard, fast and often.
(To be continued)
IN THE 36TH YEAR OF MASTURBATING HE LEARNED TO EDGE
(to be continued; I'm masturbating and will get back to this)
I am an advocate of masturbating and figure I've cum from beating off well over 10,000 times - and not one of them wasn't worth it.
So this is my blog of my life as a mastubator. It may be disjointed and somewhat goofy sounding at times because I'll usually be jerking my hard dick while writing it and may be a bit gooned out. Comments are encouraged!
THE FIRST 35 YEARS
I first masturbated at about the age of 13 and have never stopped since. It started a love affair with my dick that has only gotten better and better with time.
That first masturbatory experience happened after at least two, maybe three years of horniness building up with no release. My dick would get so incredibly hard, especially when I could get my hands on a Playboy or Penthouse, and I didn't know what to do with it until it subsided.
In our house on our bookshelf was a rather innocuous book that had an article on female masturbation. I'd heard the term many times but didn't know wht it meant. The article described pleasure women get from rubbing the clitoris to orgasm (two more terms I didn't know). That night in bed I finally put 2 and 2 together and, with my brother asleep in the room and the lights out, I started to rub my dick with both hands, but as quietly as possible. I didn't think anything was happening, almost gave up, but thought "what if I rubbed faster and harder?" It built and built and built until OH MY GOD! It felt like my dick was electric! I came for the first time! Drained, I fell asleep.
I had to try it again the next day, so when I had the chance, went into the bathroom, said on the toilet (with the cover down) and pulled out my ragingly hard dick, and rubbed it agian with the same two handed technique. Wow, it worked again! It was this time with the lights on that I first saw my semen. I had no idea that it came out the night before as it must have absorbed into my shorts.
From then on, I was hooked for life, but was awfully guilty about it - not that that ever stopped me. I did it every day for at least a month. Any time I had a boner, I masturbated. It took me months to figure out that the single handed fist technique was more efficient, so I switched to that.
Pretty soon I started sticking things in my rectum, because it felt so good to beat off with a full asshole. I started forcing boners by sticking all manner of things up my butt - the handle of a plunger was probably first, because it was right there in the bathroom, then hairbrushes and anything else that would fit. I once stuck a golfball up there, and while I stroked could feel it receding farther and farther inside, and then when I came (an absolute RAGING orgasm!) it went all the way in and I couldn't get it out. I was a bit worried but figured, all in good time. I even went to school with that golf ball up my ass, thinking the whole time "if people only knew . . ." It came out safely that next night but that was the last time I did that. But I tell the story to illustrate the point of the level I would go to get off. I wanted to cum hard, fast and often.
(To be continued)
IN THE 36TH YEAR OF MASTURBATING HE LEARNED TO EDGE
(to be continued; I'm masturbating and will get back to this)
14 years ago
