I've taken up booze.

Here's the problem I've had: I want to drink, but I can't find any alcohol I can tolerate. I'm extremely sensitive to the bitterness of most alcoholic beverages.

Then I found Mike's Hard Lemonade. Funny thing, I tried it because I like lemonade.

Now I have something alcoholic I can break into. In moderation, of course. I have no intention of ever discovering what I'm like drunk.

I'm bad enough sober.