Extra marital sex

An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex ther****t's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50 and says good bye.

A week later the couple returns and asks the sex ther****t to watch again. The sex ther****t is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges £98. The Hilton charges £139.
We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from BUPA'
Published by pinkyf42
12 years ago
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doug60000
doug60000 2 years ago
ha ha ha   nice one xxx
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richie-c
richie-c 9 years ago
good
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drvo 9 years ago
great
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crosshaven
crosshaven 11 years ago
Luv that one Lynne...brill!
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greynomads 11 years ago
~ hahahahahahaha... sh*t almost fell of my chair hahahah~
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amplecock 12 years ago
LMFAO!
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kawa696969
Love it x
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Tonygee
Tonygee 12 years ago
Hilarious absolutely hilarious, thanks for posting it :smile:)
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HotNHeavy
HotNHeavy 12 years ago
HA-HA! Bargain!
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