Worst pain I ever felt

Ok, I'm into women and really don't want k**s, so c***dbirth isn't even on my radar, but I recently came upon the worst pain I've ever felt. I snowed in Newark last week and those assholes don't shovel all the sidewalks, so silly me slipped and fell. I toughed it out, going to work and thinking the pain would go away. An hour or two later, and my secretary keep saying "Are you alright", I knew it was bad. I was sweating and holding my wrist, not wanting people to see me wince and decided to go to the doctor. The guy was surprised I came on my own (A fact I'm proud of) since I had a fractured wrist and a badly broken bone in my forearm. The night wasn't pleasant as I dislike pain meds, but I gave in at 4am and took them. Wow, I didn't know a broken bone would be that bad!