Top 10 Reasons Why "Females" Can't

10. My computer does not have a webcam (was it built in 1983?)

9. My web cam is broken and being fixed (that's coz you broke it with
your boner M'am)

8. My c***dren/family is/are home and they will see me. (haven't had
the birds & bees talk yet?)

7. I can’t...I am at work (but you can surf a porn site from work?
Where do you work and are they hiring?)

6. I’m not on my own computer (so u can surf porn on someone else’s
pc but...?)

5. My husband/boyfriend/partner will find out (well, considering that
he is fake too...)

4. I only like to watch (yeah, watch your dick get hard looking
at guys on cam)

3. I will get on cam later/after (yeah, after you jerk your dick & cum)

2. There are camera’s everywhere and police around. (Posted from the
bathroom stall...In a restaurant...that suddenly changed into a
train station bathroom being patrolled by cops...)

And the # 1 lamest excuse why a “female” is unable to go on cam.....

1. My dog chewed on my webcam plug. (along with your
school homework as well)