Haha, read it carefully guys ;)



what men would do if they had a vagina for a day

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
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What women would do if they had a penis for a day!!

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......




Published by blueyes38
12 years ago
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cumwatch 7 years ago
Awesome very funny
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madmark1980
Haha
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5han3v2 7 years ago
Great, very funny x
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forfun17 8 years ago
Like it! Very funny!
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labdog79 11 years ago
lol here endeth the lesson
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Calvinhotspot
Haha nailed it. Although, if I had a pussy for a day I'd just end up doing something daft like putting plastic vampire teeth in and sending the picture viral
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Kalahari_Surfer
lol excellent
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sc81 12 years ago
haha great lists ,the more creative men would would knock together a fucking machine im sure : )
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blueyes38
blueyes38 Publisher 12 years ago
Lol, love it :wink: x
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blueyes38
blueyes38 Publisher 12 years ago
@mark, Pmsl
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Big-Neil
Big-Neil 12 years ago
sounds about right
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