Shaving your gubbins

I had forgone the delights of shaving my knackers for a couple so, duly prepared, I went to work. I have found that the worst thing possibly is to have a brand new, ultra sharp blade. I favour a quadruple blade razor as my pubes are fairly wiry but something too sharp just ends up doing too good a job and went you do cut yourself it's akin a sodding slaughterhouse.

I have seen plenty of preparations available, including the much maligned Veet for men and wonder how well they work as defoliating your wotsits is a job I'd rather not do but the tactile benefits are too great. Back, sack and crack would be great but I can't find any one in glorious Cornwall to undertake such witchcraft. Suggestions would be appreciated, if any one actually reads this!