St. Paddys
There is no easier day to get laid by super hot, always horny, Irish Catholic chicks than St. Patrick's day. I plan ahead to make it easy. I always get a suite in a hotel on Capitol Hill that has a very famous Irish Pub. The pub opens at eight in the morning and the long lines start right away. The regulars like me get VIP passes to skip the line but still I arrive early. There are a lot of amateurs out on the day.
There are Irish singers all day and all night. The bar is packed, well beyond capacity. Additional temporary bars are set up inside. The restrooms are small and ill equipped for the mob scene, especially the ladies room. I was passing by the long ladies line and heard a strawberry blonde, Erin, say she had to go so badly, she would gladly fuc k some guy for a clean bathroom in a hurry, and she still had a long wait ahead! I asked if she was serious and grabbed her hand. She asked where we were going? I said to my nice clean room just upstairs. We started making out in the elevator. We got to the room just in time! She said "I suppose you will want to watch me", I replied I would love to, as long as she watched me too. She smiled and said "deal!" . The look on her face was one of real relief, it was a long, beer driven wiz. The whole time I told her how hot she was, gorgeous hair, green eyes, high cheekbones, pouting lips, fabulous rack, great legs and ass. She said that you didn't miss much did you? I replied that I couldn't tell about her nipples due to her gorgeous, thick and expensive , hand knit Irish sweater. Still sitting on the toilet, she pulled the sweater over her head and handed it to me. She arched her back emphasizing her erect nipples through the soft material of her green turtleneck. I told her how hot they looked and ran my fingers over them. She asked me to pass her some TP. I grabbed a couple of sheets and reached below her trimmed blonde bush patting her dry and softly rubbing her clit. She started breathing fast and said "Oh god, no one has ever done that too me on the toilet before!" . I wasn't going to let up and she started moaning softly "don't stop!" . I slipped a couple of fingers in her and the moaning got louder. She stood up with her panties around her ankles. Erin said I had to keep my part of the bargain, she wanted to watch me go. I told her that was going to be a real problem since she had me rock hard. She wanted proof, she want to see my erect cock, so I whipped out my penis and she gasped and said that I was HUGE! I told her I was so big because she was so hot. She started stroking my uncut penis softly an we started to kiss deeply. We stripped and ran for the bed. I went down on her while also playing with her rack. She clamped her legs around my head and came loud and hard. I gave her a minute to recover and moved up between her legs. "Let me have it PLEASE!" . I slid it in slowly and she moaned "you are so fucking big!" . I started thrusting slowly and we got a good rhythm going. "Oh god you are in so deep, please don't stop, don't stop". I picked up the pace, "I love it fast, do me faster and harder!" . Next was a series of " I 'm going to cum, I 'm cumming, oh God you're going to make me cu m again!! " . She was super loud. She rolled me over in one motion and started riding me cowgirl, arching her back while I rubbed her clit and tits which just set her off! She leaned down to French me, I stuck a finger in her ass, setting her off again. We switched to doggy which quickly became prone bone. "You're twice the size of my boyfriend, you're in so deep, Michael can never get in deep!" . After about twenty minutes we both came really hard, her for the fifth time. We both got dressed. Erin said that she had to get back to her boyfriend downstairs and asked if she looked like she had just had the best fucking of her life? I said she looked super hot and obviously well fucked. She said she wanted to hook up again soon! I watched her leave with her boyfriend and a group of his friends, they were headed to another bar when I got a text, Friday Night? , from Erin!
You have to remember that the day is a marathon , not a spint, many don't. I always take it easy, drinking slowly, if at all. I'm there for the available, horny women, not the boozing. About four o'clock I ran into Kate . Kate was a twenty something congressional aide who was super hot, of which she is well aware. She asked if I had seen her boyfriend who she was supposed to meet. Another guy named Michael who evidently arrived about noon when he started drinking at record pace with his guy friends. I asked one of the bar tenders if Michael was around. He pointed to a corner table in the back. We found him glassy eyed and about ready to pass out it seemed.
Let me digress for a moment and describe Kate and how I knew her. She is 5'7" , a brunette with hair that falls below her shoulders, big brown eyes, perfect breasts, as s and legs. She is really good looking and tends toward arrogant and condescending. Michael is a really good looking ex-fraternity guy who I presumed was really good in bed. I knew her because we had done some legal consulting work for a committee she was on. We retrieved him and got him standing up, more or less. She was clearly not thrilled, asking what can she do with him? I told her I had a suite upstairs I could lend to the cause. She didn't have any other options. We got him into the elevator and down the hall to the room. We dumped him on the couch. Kate was clearly frustrated. She went out onto the balcony to smoke, something that made her look even sexier, long inhales and even longer suggestive and erotic exhales making prolonged eye contact with me. "Another holiday I'm not going to get laid" she said. "I wouldn't say that necessarily, it is still early yet" I pointed out. "There is no way he is going to be able to rally to do me, he is barely conscious!" .
"I wasn't talking about Michael, you are so hot, you have a lot of options as you well know, there are lots of guys who really want to hook up with you, me especially" .
She laughed and said she watched me undress her with my eyes in meetings.
I said in my defense I only did that because I couldn't undress her with my hands. Since we were on the subject, I asked her how good Michel was in bed? I assumed he had to be a real stud to do her.
She laughed again and said everyone assumes that, but he has a small penis and no staying power. She also said they rarely have sex and she needed and wanted a lot more, saying she had a strong sex drive.
We went back in the room and talked more about sex. I asked her if she cheated on him? "Not yet" was her reply. I asked her if she thought about it? She said yes and the idea actually turned her on! I pulled her toward me and kissed her, again and again with lots of tongue. I asked her if she ever thought about fucking with Michael in the room? She said she had dreamed about it once and then thought about it and it was a really big turn on for her. Then I asked her if she was wet, she asked me if I was hard. I asked her how long had it been since she had sex? Way, way too long was her answer.
Our clothes came off and hit the floor. Foreplay was long and exciting. I masturbated her to a strong orgasm. She didn't see my coc k until I slid it in. "It's so fucking big, God it feels great! You are the biggest I've ever had" She wanted to get on top right away and did. She was an incredible rider! She would sit up and rock her hips on my huge uncut penis, rotating and grinding her hips and leaning forward so I could ram her from below. She was a very loud moaner, not worried about waking Michael. Her orgasms are amazing, long and strong! I came inside her, bareback, finally after about eighteen minutes. She made a couple of dirty, erotic comments so my penis stayed rock hard inside her. After a few minutes, we were fucking full speed again. Once I took Kate over to the couch, and sat Michael upight. I sat right beside him, my penis limp. I had Kate give me a blow job to get me hard. Then she mounted my hard penis, sliding down until I was in balls deep. She started bouncing on me! I asked her if she ever got fucked so close to a third person. She said no but it made her cu m super hard, just like cheating on Michael did! We went at it half the night. At one point I was doing her doggy and Michel got up, ran to the bathroom and came back and passed out again on the couch. Kate said she couldn't tell if he was awake but the thought of him watching her was really hot.
In the morning Kate wanted to have sex again. Michael was no longer on the couch. Not long after I started really pounding Kate missionary and she was really moaning and also talking really dirty, Michael emerged from the other bedroom with his small, rock hard penis in his hand and jerking off like mad. Kate and I Ignored him and kept screwing. He came four times before I finally did. Kate asked him how he liked watching her fucking and he said it was hot. She told him to get dressed and hit the road. She told me she had really strong orgasms while Michael watched her and she wanted to do it more! I told her we would on the weekend...
There are Irish singers all day and all night. The bar is packed, well beyond capacity. Additional temporary bars are set up inside. The restrooms are small and ill equipped for the mob scene, especially the ladies room. I was passing by the long ladies line and heard a strawberry blonde, Erin, say she had to go so badly, she would gladly fuc k some guy for a clean bathroom in a hurry, and she still had a long wait ahead! I asked if she was serious and grabbed her hand. She asked where we were going? I said to my nice clean room just upstairs. We started making out in the elevator. We got to the room just in time! She said "I suppose you will want to watch me", I replied I would love to, as long as she watched me too. She smiled and said "deal!" . The look on her face was one of real relief, it was a long, beer driven wiz. The whole time I told her how hot she was, gorgeous hair, green eyes, high cheekbones, pouting lips, fabulous rack, great legs and ass. She said that you didn't miss much did you? I replied that I couldn't tell about her nipples due to her gorgeous, thick and expensive , hand knit Irish sweater. Still sitting on the toilet, she pulled the sweater over her head and handed it to me. She arched her back emphasizing her erect nipples through the soft material of her green turtleneck. I told her how hot they looked and ran my fingers over them. She asked me to pass her some TP. I grabbed a couple of sheets and reached below her trimmed blonde bush patting her dry and softly rubbing her clit. She started breathing fast and said "Oh god, no one has ever done that too me on the toilet before!" . I wasn't going to let up and she started moaning softly "don't stop!" . I slipped a couple of fingers in her and the moaning got louder. She stood up with her panties around her ankles. Erin said I had to keep my part of the bargain, she wanted to watch me go. I told her that was going to be a real problem since she had me rock hard. She wanted proof, she want to see my erect cock, so I whipped out my penis and she gasped and said that I was HUGE! I told her I was so big because she was so hot. She started stroking my uncut penis softly an we started to kiss deeply. We stripped and ran for the bed. I went down on her while also playing with her rack. She clamped her legs around my head and came loud and hard. I gave her a minute to recover and moved up between her legs. "Let me have it PLEASE!" . I slid it in slowly and she moaned "you are so fucking big!" . I started thrusting slowly and we got a good rhythm going. "Oh god you are in so deep, please don't stop, don't stop". I picked up the pace, "I love it fast, do me faster and harder!" . Next was a series of " I 'm going to cum, I 'm cumming, oh God you're going to make me cu m again!! " . She was super loud. She rolled me over in one motion and started riding me cowgirl, arching her back while I rubbed her clit and tits which just set her off! She leaned down to French me, I stuck a finger in her ass, setting her off again. We switched to doggy which quickly became prone bone. "You're twice the size of my boyfriend, you're in so deep, Michael can never get in deep!" . After about twenty minutes we both came really hard, her for the fifth time. We both got dressed. Erin said that she had to get back to her boyfriend downstairs and asked if she looked like she had just had the best fucking of her life? I said she looked super hot and obviously well fucked. She said she wanted to hook up again soon! I watched her leave with her boyfriend and a group of his friends, they were headed to another bar when I got a text, Friday Night? , from Erin!
You have to remember that the day is a marathon , not a spint, many don't. I always take it easy, drinking slowly, if at all. I'm there for the available, horny women, not the boozing. About four o'clock I ran into Kate . Kate was a twenty something congressional aide who was super hot, of which she is well aware. She asked if I had seen her boyfriend who she was supposed to meet. Another guy named Michael who evidently arrived about noon when he started drinking at record pace with his guy friends. I asked one of the bar tenders if Michael was around. He pointed to a corner table in the back. We found him glassy eyed and about ready to pass out it seemed.
Let me digress for a moment and describe Kate and how I knew her. She is 5'7" , a brunette with hair that falls below her shoulders, big brown eyes, perfect breasts, as s and legs. She is really good looking and tends toward arrogant and condescending. Michael is a really good looking ex-fraternity guy who I presumed was really good in bed. I knew her because we had done some legal consulting work for a committee she was on. We retrieved him and got him standing up, more or less. She was clearly not thrilled, asking what can she do with him? I told her I had a suite upstairs I could lend to the cause. She didn't have any other options. We got him into the elevator and down the hall to the room. We dumped him on the couch. Kate was clearly frustrated. She went out onto the balcony to smoke, something that made her look even sexier, long inhales and even longer suggestive and erotic exhales making prolonged eye contact with me. "Another holiday I'm not going to get laid" she said. "I wouldn't say that necessarily, it is still early yet" I pointed out. "There is no way he is going to be able to rally to do me, he is barely conscious!" .
"I wasn't talking about Michael, you are so hot, you have a lot of options as you well know, there are lots of guys who really want to hook up with you, me especially" .
She laughed and said she watched me undress her with my eyes in meetings.
I said in my defense I only did that because I couldn't undress her with my hands. Since we were on the subject, I asked her how good Michel was in bed? I assumed he had to be a real stud to do her.
She laughed again and said everyone assumes that, but he has a small penis and no staying power. She also said they rarely have sex and she needed and wanted a lot more, saying she had a strong sex drive.
We went back in the room and talked more about sex. I asked her if she cheated on him? "Not yet" was her reply. I asked her if she thought about it? She said yes and the idea actually turned her on! I pulled her toward me and kissed her, again and again with lots of tongue. I asked her if she ever thought about fucking with Michael in the room? She said she had dreamed about it once and then thought about it and it was a really big turn on for her. Then I asked her if she was wet, she asked me if I was hard. I asked her how long had it been since she had sex? Way, way too long was her answer.
Our clothes came off and hit the floor. Foreplay was long and exciting. I masturbated her to a strong orgasm. She didn't see my coc k until I slid it in. "It's so fucking big, God it feels great! You are the biggest I've ever had" She wanted to get on top right away and did. She was an incredible rider! She would sit up and rock her hips on my huge uncut penis, rotating and grinding her hips and leaning forward so I could ram her from below. She was a very loud moaner, not worried about waking Michael. Her orgasms are amazing, long and strong! I came inside her, bareback, finally after about eighteen minutes. She made a couple of dirty, erotic comments so my penis stayed rock hard inside her. After a few minutes, we were fucking full speed again. Once I took Kate over to the couch, and sat Michael upight. I sat right beside him, my penis limp. I had Kate give me a blow job to get me hard. Then she mounted my hard penis, sliding down until I was in balls deep. She started bouncing on me! I asked her if she ever got fucked so close to a third person. She said no but it made her cu m super hard, just like cheating on Michael did! We went at it half the night. At one point I was doing her doggy and Michel got up, ran to the bathroom and came back and passed out again on the couch. Kate said she couldn't tell if he was awake but the thought of him watching her was really hot.
In the morning Kate wanted to have sex again. Michael was no longer on the couch. Not long after I started really pounding Kate missionary and she was really moaning and also talking really dirty, Michael emerged from the other bedroom with his small, rock hard penis in his hand and jerking off like mad. Kate and I Ignored him and kept screwing. He came four times before I finally did. Kate asked him how he liked watching her fucking and he said it was hot. She told him to get dressed and hit the road. She told me she had really strong orgasms while Michael watched her and she wanted to do it more! I told her we would on the weekend...
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