Short post on Hardware
First, let me apologize for this post. It’s not really whacking material. Closer to a How To for kinky couples.
My wife has been asking for me to put a St. Andrew’s Cross in our extra, useless bedroom. She has been asking for this for about 2 years but it’s a very low priority. Now, she want’s to give a gift to her best friend, in the form of letting her paddle me. This is the Best Friend from the post titled, “Her Big Friday”.
Suddenly the cross is important. They want to make a big deal of it. I’m a little scared because the Friend is just a lunatic for hurting testicles. Go watch, “Longest Bikini Squeeze” and ask yourself, “If that’s 10 minutes of squeezing, what would 20 minutes be like if he was getting a pegging at the same time?” It’s a lot to deal with. I was sore for days and she left my balls a little swollen.
The play room. It’s a small room that we use for nothing but storing scuba and ski equipment, and a few Christmas things. One window.
First I made two large spreader bars. The core of them is 1 ½ x 1 ½ inch lumber from Home Depot, 48 inches long. Small holes drilled in the wood near the ends, only one side for the bottom one, top and bottom for the top one.
Then wrap the wood in heavy black foam padding, sold to insulate pipes. Secured with black zip ties pulled tight.
Then eyebolts screwed into the holes, thru the padding. Now the bottom one can be easily clipped onto ankle cuffs. The upper one can clip onto wrist cuffs on its bottom. On the top it can hang from a pair of eye bolts in the ceiling and 2 short pieces of chain.
How to put heavy eyebolts into the ceiling, without announcing to anyone that this is a bondage play room?
First I put one eyebolt centered in front of the window, and bought a plant hanger. Plant hanging in front of a window… It just looks like I should have picked a smaller eyebolt.
The other – this is the clever part – When not in use, the other eyebolt I can cover with the housing for a smoke detector. Remove the empty smoke detector and there is the bolt.
The whole thing came in under $45, and can be taken down and stuck in the back of a closet.
Three more days gone by. Oral for her 5 times. This is not much fun. I had fantasized about long elaborate teasing and edging. I’m not getting that. No edging. It would take almost nothing to make me cum now. I’m getting a lot of time licking her, usually twice a day, and sucking her toes and massaging her feet. My dick is completely ignored AND MY BALLS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME.
She squeezes my balls so hard that it produces a drop of pre-cum. Like I’m a glass that’s filled to the brim.
The cleaning was only that. All fixed to the smaller spreader bars, unlocked, cleaned, iced down and locked up again. It got her a little excited so I had to lick her again.
Best Friend is coming over Sunday Afternoon. I'm a bit nervous about it.
My wife has been asking for me to put a St. Andrew’s Cross in our extra, useless bedroom. She has been asking for this for about 2 years but it’s a very low priority. Now, she want’s to give a gift to her best friend, in the form of letting her paddle me. This is the Best Friend from the post titled, “Her Big Friday”.
Suddenly the cross is important. They want to make a big deal of it. I’m a little scared because the Friend is just a lunatic for hurting testicles. Go watch, “Longest Bikini Squeeze” and ask yourself, “If that’s 10 minutes of squeezing, what would 20 minutes be like if he was getting a pegging at the same time?” It’s a lot to deal with. I was sore for days and she left my balls a little swollen.
The play room. It’s a small room that we use for nothing but storing scuba and ski equipment, and a few Christmas things. One window.
First I made two large spreader bars. The core of them is 1 ½ x 1 ½ inch lumber from Home Depot, 48 inches long. Small holes drilled in the wood near the ends, only one side for the bottom one, top and bottom for the top one.
Then wrap the wood in heavy black foam padding, sold to insulate pipes. Secured with black zip ties pulled tight.
Then eyebolts screwed into the holes, thru the padding. Now the bottom one can be easily clipped onto ankle cuffs. The upper one can clip onto wrist cuffs on its bottom. On the top it can hang from a pair of eye bolts in the ceiling and 2 short pieces of chain.
How to put heavy eyebolts into the ceiling, without announcing to anyone that this is a bondage play room?
First I put one eyebolt centered in front of the window, and bought a plant hanger. Plant hanging in front of a window… It just looks like I should have picked a smaller eyebolt.
The other – this is the clever part – When not in use, the other eyebolt I can cover with the housing for a smoke detector. Remove the empty smoke detector and there is the bolt.
The whole thing came in under $45, and can be taken down and stuck in the back of a closet.
Three more days gone by. Oral for her 5 times. This is not much fun. I had fantasized about long elaborate teasing and edging. I’m not getting that. No edging. It would take almost nothing to make me cum now. I’m getting a lot of time licking her, usually twice a day, and sucking her toes and massaging her feet. My dick is completely ignored AND MY BALLS ARE FUCKING KILLING ME.
She squeezes my balls so hard that it produces a drop of pre-cum. Like I’m a glass that’s filled to the brim.
The cleaning was only that. All fixed to the smaller spreader bars, unlocked, cleaned, iced down and locked up again. It got her a little excited so I had to lick her again.
Best Friend is coming over Sunday Afternoon. I'm a bit nervous about it.
4 months ago
