More proof we are smelly apes....

Every time you get an itchy backside, orgasm, or get reeking arm pits after a long walk, it's proof you are a part of the masturbating ape family.
Religious people in general, live more peaceful lives when they accept millions of years of evolution, I know because I chose to go with the majority verdict.
It's those who reject science who are more likely to be anti masturbation, because apes have always been masturbators, I the uk we prefer David Attenborough and our scientific news stories.

Speaking of which....

https://youtu.be/XqbX-W-Z9Io?si=y0SCBTgAYNQpCy2x

As someone who's a member of the salvation army, it feels good to say that science trumps religion when it comes to understanding the world around us.
Go on, smell the coffee, our ape relatives always masturbated and it's why 99.9% fail no fap, I prefer the news stories about Neanderthals thanks.

Early humans had stinking sex with neandarthals...

https://youtu.be/H51uUUoXOI0?si=hxAqYOCYFX1aV51-