You can’t think of everything!

I was feeling good, more than good, great. I had thought of everything, I left the house on time and parking in farm gate way just on the edge of the village we lived in , I phoned into the office to call in sick, then allowing time for my wife to leave for her job I returned to our house, I is a detached house with a curving tree lined drive so no of our neighbours could see my car there all day , tick one, then on entering the house again I dead locked the back door and locked the front leaving the key in the lock, so if my wife should return unexpectedly it would give me time to clean up as knocked and called, tick two. Now I had in front of me a whole day to indulge in. My very private hobby, and Gail for the day, I had always liked to crossdress starting with stealing some of my sister’s clothes to now many years later and after any spark in my marriage had withered and died, I had the full range of my wife’s clothes and makeup at hand , and a hidden box containing a couple of pairs of high heels some wigs and dildo at my disposal , when I could arrange the time that is. So now fast forward about two hours, I’m completely shaved (one advantage of a loveless marriage, it would go unnoticed) I done my makeup , and of late I had been much happier with the result’s being in my mid Forties sometimes I felt I ended up looking like Tranny the clown, but as I say today I was pretty happy the the results, slipping in to a white fishnet body suit a bright Red Skater dress , my Red heels and Blonde wig , after placing a large mirror to watch my self and a video camera so I could relive the day i began, lying on the bed with the sun shining through the window , I had pushed the curtains as far apart as they would go as I wanted plenty of light to see and for the camera. I began to run my hands slowly down my body right down to my knees as I brought them back up I pulled up the hem of my dress , all the while trying to look seductively at the camera, I like to fantasias the I would post it on a porn site. This of course would never happen my quirks were far to private for this to happen, in reality I would watch it a few times, then worried it would be discovered, delete it. So now with my dress pulled up on to my tummy exposing my Six inch clingy cock straining to be contained by my little black lace panties, I reach under the pillow and bring out my ten inch black dildo , put it to my lips give it a little kiss , flick my tongue around the tip then taking the first couple of inches in to my mouth, l was feeling really sexy taking so lube from the jar I ran my index finger round and round my ass the pushing in in and out spreading the lube as much as possible, so far I had not touched my cock, I really, really, really wanted to have a sissygasam, something that I felt I had come close to but , no cigar! To this end I had recorded the audio form a sissy hypno video and put it on a loop, so placing the headphones on and with the instructions in my ears , I lube up my trusty silicone partner in crime , draw up my knees and placing tip tip on my ring be gin to push just a litter, then a little more, I love the feeling as it enters me just a little bit more with every thrust of my hand all looking at the camera has been forgotten as I look in the mirror watching my sissy body taking the rubber dick, deeper and deeper I go until the thrusts can go no further the feeling of being filled , starts deep within my body my strokes become quicker the voice in my head instructs my to become, wow feel grow and grows inside me, seems to take over my whole being, my eyes roll back in my head I feel slightly dizzy , I shut my eyes to go with the flow, pushing in and out frantically now, Then I am aware of a sudden darkening of the light as if the sun has gone behind a cloud , the transition is enough for me to open my eyes, Then, Horror, framed in the window sponge dripping from one hand and an expression of utter disbelief, is the window cleaner. Check that the window cleaner is not due,,,,,, FAilL. Oh feck, More to follow.