Two Things I Don't Like in Porn

Shaved! WTF?! Does everybody have crabs? It's fine sometimes, but now it seems like hair is not allowed. That's fucked up. Seems pedophilic and creepy to me. . .


As much as I love love love anal and love love love love love rimjobs, sucking cock after it's been in someone's ass seems like you're asking for trouble--bacteria trouble. I find it a turnoff. Lick the outside. Probe the asshole with your tongue all you want, but a cock down your throat that's been up your ass seems problematic at best. . . !