Ballad of Dwight Fry Alice Cooper

Or one flew over the cuckoo's nest

So off to the big city Toronto 999 queen St West

The first two weeks were difficult I was telling them openly and honestly exactly what I thought and felt about it
You say something that you don't think is important and then watch the shrink write for half a page and you can never see what was written
Then my first glimpse into what they needed from me
One evening I noticed that one of the offices wasn't locked up as I started going through a bunch of the forms I realized that they have to put a label on me
And I was very worried as I read some of the names like sociopath and psychopath and I will have to carefully choose my words
I'm there for the week and home for the weekend
We were all cuddled up watching a movie and Michelle said as she understands the situation they wanted to know how a shy quite tween could just walk through the cafeteria all calm ask if he could borrow the chair and just baby seal three older guys twice his size and then just sit down and wait
I'm thinking you should blame Susan that would give them something to think about and you only have to be there for three months by then they will all see you're not a bad person
Brilliant idea group hug

Everything happens for the better maybe you don't see it right away but I believe it
Happened a few weeks later I met Arthur Moorhead looking in on his apprentice carpenter who got into some hard core d**gs and I offered to keep tabs on how he was doing and keep you posted
Thanks for your help I know it's really hard to start your life all alone in the world I know I was in the same place as you but I think it's going to turn out just fine for you
The next summer I worked for Arthur and the next four when I got my grade 12 and 6 years later Arthur and the girls are there as I get my carpenter papers at 22 the girls and I never looked back