What… Wait—Oh, She… Big Set, No Scissors Anywhere?

Clearly fake—in reality, there would be scissors. Somewhere. Last resort, she probably has some in her purse, to be honest. But that'd be nasty as hell, those are for her nails. ?

Perhaps she just did what had to be done, after all. In which case she took initiative, improvised, and solved the problem in the first and best way that came to mind. Textbook creative problem-solving. And I actually mean that, asshat wearing motherfuckers—I see a classy and quick-thinking pragmatist.

Would pick her over half my colleagues. Send resume, please. (Sorry, guys—I love you all, but not this way. Someone's gotta go.)