Oral For The Ladies...
This was my craigslist posting which got a few biters, but in the end they all chickened out, when I was dead serious. Lets see if the great girls on XHamster have some balls to go thru with it...
MY AD ON CL:
Expert Oral Services for the ladies - no recip - I host
!!ALL SERVICES NO CHARGE AND NO RECIP REQUIRED!!
Why an Expert?
EVERY woman I have ever given oral to since I was a teenager until adulthood has described her orgasm as "earth-shattering" and "the best she has ever felt", "better than intercourse" - I must be doing something right, lol! I guess it's because of my love for the act, and not timidly "distance licking" the vagina, like 99% of the men out there. To learn what my technique actually is, is to experience it - - read on...
I don't discriminate but I have preferences and a few "rules", which I will get to, so, for now, keep reading if you're interested in the best part, the "Session Types"...
My stats: (in case you wanted them)
I am a d/d free, sane, 6'0" tall, 170-180lbs, handsome, 7.5 uncut, 42, divorced SWM, providing EXPERT oral services for ladies who desire that toe-curling, mind-blowing orgasm that you haven't been getting at home...
PREFERENCES (each preference ordered by first to worst):
Human Preference: 1 preference... D/D Free + sane + normal (cigarettes/drink ok - no 420 unless done prior to arrival)
Marital Status Preference: single or divorced or widowed or otherwise unattached vs. married... even though I know married women probably need this the most. It's just I don't want to be involved in marriage drama or dodging angry husbands, but I will get involved with the right woman, who meets all criteria...
Body Type Preference: slender/thin, athletic, milf, thick, chubby (height or facial beauty is not a concern - petite and slender girls hit front of the line, as well as athletic, milf - if you're, chubby/fat/obese you probably shouldn't bother responding but who knows!)
Vaginal Maintenance Preference: super-well groomed labia with patch above, groomed labia and patch, hairless, general grooming (tight crop), 70's look, bush, super bush, sick overgrowth, insane jungle (let's just say the better kept the lawn, the better received the gardening service and the line is to the front)
VAGINAL RULES: clean and freshly showered before session. Any hint of malodor not associated with natural female scent, or any other sign of warts, herpes, scabbies, mites, mold, crabs, skankiness, or any other ungodly infestation between your legs and you be politely asked to leave.
GENERAL RULES: please refrain from wearing perfumes or body sprays, or an over abundance of make-up - it isnt necessary, and it irritates my sinuses, which will lessen your services because breathing through my nose will be affected (sorry, I know this sounded campy, but I had to mention it)
Now that's all out of the way, let's get to the good stuff...
GENERAL SESSION RULES:
ALL sessions begin with us meeting at any public place of our choosing, and getting to know each other a bit. If we click, then it's back to my place...
During our session I will remain FULLY clothed and NEVER attempt to do anything not previously agreed upon in the session type, and/or not previously discussed/reiterated in person prior to the session. If at any time you want to end the session, for whatever reason, you simply say so, and it's done. You are in control every moment of the way.
SESSION TYPES:...
We start by me leaving the room and you getting partially/semi/fully naked (based on session type), laying down, and getting comfortable. When you feel fully relaxed and comfortable you signal me to begin the session...
COMPLETELY CLINICAL SESSION: (fun)
You remove any necessary lower-body garments, assume any position you prefer, and I provide expert oral techniques to your vagina until you orgasm.
PARTIAL BOYFRIEND SESSION: (funner)
You remove any necessary lower-body garments, as well as any upper-body garments that you choose, and assume any position you prefer. I will provide gentle upper-body caressing/kissing/licking/sucking in the areas of your breasts, stomach, and midriff, and will provide expert oral techniques to your vagina until you orgasm.
FULL BOYFRIEND SESSION: (funnest!)
You remove all of your clothes and assume any position you prefer. I will provide gentle caressing/kissing/licking/sucking in the areas of your neck, ears, upper-chest, upper-body, breasts, stomach, and midriff (and anywhere else you want) and will provide expert oral techniques to your vagina until you orgasm.
SESSION ENHANCEMENTS:
All session types allow for you to engage me in any way, beyond what is previously stated, if YOU choose. An example would be if you wanted me to remove a garment/garments, or if you want to touch my body while we are in a session, or if you wanted to change or "upgrade" your session, during the session, all you have to do is ask. We can decide at that time
PICTURES:
Your pic gets mine at my discretion - meaning: if I am interested in servicing you based on your pic, I will send you my pic. Emails without pics will eventually hit the bin unless they quickly lead to your pic. Your pic need not be nude, but must show your full body and face (head to knees) so I can see your overall body type - Like I said, I don't discriminate - but I have preferences ;) If you want to send a pic that also shows your vagina meeting the best criteria, please do so and go straight to the front of the line!
IF YOU SEND ME MAIL:....
Any spammers, men, gays, tvs, sickos, punks, perverts, jerks or otherwise low-life degenerates that are not females interested in my services but still respond, you will be reported, so dont bother!
All serious inquiries put pleaselickme in the subj line
OK ladies, let's have some fun! Hope to hear from you soon ;)
MY AD ON CL:
Expert Oral Services for the ladies - no recip - I host
!!ALL SERVICES NO CHARGE AND NO RECIP REQUIRED!!
Why an Expert?
EVERY woman I have ever given oral to since I was a teenager until adulthood has described her orgasm as "earth-shattering" and "the best she has ever felt", "better than intercourse" - I must be doing something right, lol! I guess it's because of my love for the act, and not timidly "distance licking" the vagina, like 99% of the men out there. To learn what my technique actually is, is to experience it - - read on...
I don't discriminate but I have preferences and a few "rules", which I will get to, so, for now, keep reading if you're interested in the best part, the "Session Types"...
My stats: (in case you wanted them)
I am a d/d free, sane, 6'0" tall, 170-180lbs, handsome, 7.5 uncut, 42, divorced SWM, providing EXPERT oral services for ladies who desire that toe-curling, mind-blowing orgasm that you haven't been getting at home...
PREFERENCES (each preference ordered by first to worst):
Human Preference: 1 preference... D/D Free + sane + normal (cigarettes/drink ok - no 420 unless done prior to arrival)
Marital Status Preference: single or divorced or widowed or otherwise unattached vs. married... even though I know married women probably need this the most. It's just I don't want to be involved in marriage drama or dodging angry husbands, but I will get involved with the right woman, who meets all criteria...
Body Type Preference: slender/thin, athletic, milf, thick, chubby (height or facial beauty is not a concern - petite and slender girls hit front of the line, as well as athletic, milf - if you're, chubby/fat/obese you probably shouldn't bother responding but who knows!)
Vaginal Maintenance Preference: super-well groomed labia with patch above, groomed labia and patch, hairless, general grooming (tight crop), 70's look, bush, super bush, sick overgrowth, insane jungle (let's just say the better kept the lawn, the better received the gardening service and the line is to the front)
VAGINAL RULES: clean and freshly showered before session. Any hint of malodor not associated with natural female scent, or any other sign of warts, herpes, scabbies, mites, mold, crabs, skankiness, or any other ungodly infestation between your legs and you be politely asked to leave.
GENERAL RULES: please refrain from wearing perfumes or body sprays, or an over abundance of make-up - it isnt necessary, and it irritates my sinuses, which will lessen your services because breathing through my nose will be affected (sorry, I know this sounded campy, but I had to mention it)
Now that's all out of the way, let's get to the good stuff...
GENERAL SESSION RULES:
ALL sessions begin with us meeting at any public place of our choosing, and getting to know each other a bit. If we click, then it's back to my place...
During our session I will remain FULLY clothed and NEVER attempt to do anything not previously agreed upon in the session type, and/or not previously discussed/reiterated in person prior to the session. If at any time you want to end the session, for whatever reason, you simply say so, and it's done. You are in control every moment of the way.
SESSION TYPES:...
We start by me leaving the room and you getting partially/semi/fully naked (based on session type), laying down, and getting comfortable. When you feel fully relaxed and comfortable you signal me to begin the session...
COMPLETELY CLINICAL SESSION: (fun)
You remove any necessary lower-body garments, assume any position you prefer, and I provide expert oral techniques to your vagina until you orgasm.
PARTIAL BOYFRIEND SESSION: (funner)
You remove any necessary lower-body garments, as well as any upper-body garments that you choose, and assume any position you prefer. I will provide gentle upper-body caressing/kissing/licking/sucking in the areas of your breasts, stomach, and midriff, and will provide expert oral techniques to your vagina until you orgasm.
FULL BOYFRIEND SESSION: (funnest!)
You remove all of your clothes and assume any position you prefer. I will provide gentle caressing/kissing/licking/sucking in the areas of your neck, ears, upper-chest, upper-body, breasts, stomach, and midriff (and anywhere else you want) and will provide expert oral techniques to your vagina until you orgasm.
SESSION ENHANCEMENTS:
All session types allow for you to engage me in any way, beyond what is previously stated, if YOU choose. An example would be if you wanted me to remove a garment/garments, or if you want to touch my body while we are in a session, or if you wanted to change or "upgrade" your session, during the session, all you have to do is ask. We can decide at that time
PICTURES:
Your pic gets mine at my discretion - meaning: if I am interested in servicing you based on your pic, I will send you my pic. Emails without pics will eventually hit the bin unless they quickly lead to your pic. Your pic need not be nude, but must show your full body and face (head to knees) so I can see your overall body type - Like I said, I don't discriminate - but I have preferences ;) If you want to send a pic that also shows your vagina meeting the best criteria, please do so and go straight to the front of the line!
IF YOU SEND ME MAIL:....
Any spammers, men, gays, tvs, sickos, punks, perverts, jerks or otherwise low-life degenerates that are not females interested in my services but still respond, you will be reported, so dont bother!
All serious inquiries put pleaselickme in the subj line
OK ladies, let's have some fun! Hope to hear from you soon ;)
12 years ago
